Ronaldo

Lad's spent far more time in France than England since signing for us.

We've got far fewer players missing than Arsenal, by the sounds of it.

He's got one Scotsman in there, like.

Good that he didn't put himself in. Only one I'm really surprised about is maybe Nobby and Pedro, although Beardsley was past his best with Shearer arrived like. As if Nobby competes in that company, man.

It'll be over 12,000 when the work on Anfield is completed.

Bigger was the wrong world initially, then. I dread to think of the shit clubs qualifying as 'bigger' than us if that's the applied criteria.

Lucrative would've been a better word.

They're a bigger club than Chelsea. Much bigger, in fact.

It's a sticker. Underneath is this

The other candidates being far better managers.

Liverpool (h) 1-0 West Brom (a) 2-0 QPR (h) 1-0 West Ham (a) 0-1 Aye. Totally deserving. What an incredible month.

I bet Bishop personally hung that Bobby picture.

He looks like he has an Italian dad and a mum from Wallsend.

I'm gonna be laughing at this shit all day.

Pardew said he was injured again on Sat.

Is that Steve Simonsen?

I know he wasn't serious about them being too big for the biggest club competition in the world, like. Just saying, they're a small club with huge success. You can't expect them to produce the same support as certain other sides in the CL.

City aren't too big for anything. They're a second-rate club from the underbelly of a city associated with one of the biggest clubs in world football who've simply been paid well as a rich Arab's whore.

Souness was saying he wanted them to be more cautious away from home.

Why the fuck did someone tell me 1-1 would take Roma through? I'm angry now.

I could be wrong but I think they qualify with a draw unless it's a high scoring one - 2-2 and up.

Tbf to him it's only 13c in Barcelona right now. He must be fucking frozen.

Armed men forced their way into his house, had a conversation with his family and then left? I've had Colombia all wrong, like.

Tbf I'd rather watch Juan Mata over Willian or Ramires. But football isn't that simple. Ryan Taylor's crap, though. Hatem isn't. That much is quite simple.