Ronaldo

As if that lot should get preferential treatment over paying fans anyway.

Dislocated jaw.

That GIF.

Can we stop the whole 'the king' bullshit, please?

Believe me, man. Pardew and Shola are practically in an open relationship.

Was he fuck, Mike. Shola just won't have a bad word said about Pardew by anyone. Pardew's big whore.

Who, what?

Sissoko or Anita?

Give me a break, man. A good manager would see him replaced in a second.

Trust you, man. But, no, not really.

Perfect example of a player not improving one bit for 10 years.

I just thought it sounded funny.

From who? He scored 0 in 7 for Stoke in The Championship 6 years ago. ...and scored 1 in 2 for us 4 years ago. Can't believe you're making me stick up for Shola. 5 years ago in a team creating so many opportunities even Cuntenkrands got double figures.

City, United and Chelsea.

From who? He scored 0 in 7 for Stoke in The Championship 6 years ago.

Big difference between strengthening and bulking, like. Kieron Dyer was never more than around 9 stone but he learnt how to be pretty strong on the ball. It's a silly statement overall, mind.

That defence, man. We're going to ship goals for fucking fun yet again this season.

He stopped getting a game because he couldn't hold Debuchy's hand.

Seriously I don't see how this is not discussed more. How did Steven Taylor fail to ever improve as a footballer ? It just blows my mind. He improved a lot, just not enough, really.

I hate saying it but I really do hope City do us and we keep losing till this arsehole is forced out.

I'd like to think this place isn't stupid enough to read much at all into friendlies, like.

I don't like him but we had worse on the LW last season.

Personally I'd say we only won because Alsoran, Haidara and Colo went off.

The Moose.