Ronaldo

Until you look at the alternatives, that is. Then he most certainly is a starter.

Course he has. A decent manager would have him on the bench most of the time as he was in that Dutch pub league.

KaKa, man. Just stop it. You want to find a racist European football league, there's plenty out there. Ours doesn't even deserve mentioning in that respect.

There's no place in football for players who merely 'win it and give it'. Especially not in teams with a modicum of ambition.

Excels in them so much we always get utterly dicked.

He'd be 6th choice at best in that pool of midfielders.

You've never been to QPR, have you.

Nah, he'll get a game.

There's no doubt he'll play for England at some point.

To be a great striker, yes; to be an efficient one, no.

We've got Anita, Sissoko, de Jong and Colback for 3 positions, essentially. If we were to sell Tiote, I'd far rather we invested the money in a striker.

He wasn't woeful, he just needed a good feed.

Mediocrity would be an improvement on that.

Case closed.

You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this?

Imagine, a young kid from the Spanish 2nd division and Emmanuel '1 in 5 in France' Rivière up top for us in a 4-4-2. Just fucking kill me now.

This is absolutely right. Burnley finished 2nd in an awful league and haven't added PL quality.

Ivanovic is such a good attacker of the ball.

He made mistakes that played a part in both goals. That's all that's being said, and it's not wrong or stupid.

If Dzeko is Colo's man then he gets away from him far too easily anyway. It's amazing how many people just want to put their head in the sand and pretend we don't have one of the worst defences in the division.

Media work.

Your mate Souness described Colo's performance as 'solid' I've gone record saying if Souness was on fire I'd pass him some lighter fluid, so where this garbage has relevance is anyone's guess.

Yes.

To be fair, it's not like they've both been at the club several years and could have been coached into forming a reasonable understanding by now. Imagine John Terry not forming an understanding with his fellow CB and the coaching being blamed for it.