Ronaldo

If I saw Paul Merson in the middle of the road I'd probably just accelerate. Best thing for everyone.

I think you'll miss him a bit.

Won't you miss him, when he's gone?

Oxymoron.

Giroud's good, just not great. Should be playing for someone like Spurs instead of that useless Spaniard.

I'm glad to hear you're alright.

Last season should've been his last at the top level of the PL, like, but he's still a brilliant long passer of the ball and a natural goalscorer if you want him a little higher up the pitch.

Because at this point you'd need mental help.

Still the most surreal thing I've ever heard on Sky News.

I wonder if Mick actually thinks Colo's a good captain.

That's a Giggs parody.

The fans wouldn't accept Carver. Crap manager at lower level and total idiot at this one.

That is fucking brilliant.

Yeah, fuck him too.

RBs seldom are.

Fuck these journalists anyway, none of them have remotely told is like it regarding Ashley and Pardew.

Hmmm, they're 3/4 on Skybet. Whacked a wedge on it.

Venison gives added leadership at the back and is excellent cover for the marauding Gillespie. I was tempted to put Solano in but I just think with Beardsley in there and Robert's delivery there's enough of what Solano offers.

http://www.worldfootball.net/attendance/ita-serie-a-2013-2014/1/ Should've said big 5, probably. Around 15,000 then. Ludicrous.

I'd love to know the mean attendance in Serie A without the big 4 sides, like.

from the stories you hear he's got a massive ego problem though no? I think it's just him acting as if. There's no ego big enough on the planet to withstand getting sacked from Championship and League One clubs and still come out with the rubbish he does. It's pretence and self-delusion.

I don't even think it's ego per se with him. I just think he's a downtrodden, insecure gimp try trying to con himself into delusions of success.

Are you a WUM?

More like Mike Williamson, who's been his boss since his debut (on loan) against Palace.

Absolutely no question he's fully aware of the hostility towards him and trying to inflame it further.