Ronaldo

Yep.

Bolton (h) in 2002 for his best header. Jussi got 2 hands to it and still couldn't keep it out. Actually, no. Barnsley in 1998.

Yes.

Once again: Are folk just perfectly happy to suspend their sense of reason when it comes to players they don't rate?

The seahorses look like Drogba if you squint, too.

4 of his best 5 goals imo were in front of me at the Gallowgate. Lucky to have experienced that stuff. His first two goals against Leicester during his 4-3 hat-trick game were brilliant, too. Also at the Gallowgate.

Spurs in 96-97 shortly before KK resigned was a bit of a solo effort, latched onto a nothing long ball and spun it into gold. Chelsea away that season. Grodas saved the first effort but he kept it, shielded it from 2 defenders and knocked it top corner from the edge of the box. Superb. His goal against Man U in 04-05 was quite the solo effort too. Probably the last of the really good goals he scored for us.

I watched that about 2 hours ago. There's 3 really good Shearer documentaries on Sky's On Demand.

Do they show the league cup in the States?

Gillingham, the wrath of Sammy Ameobi awaits.

Dunno how recent it is, they used to talk a disgraceful amount of shite about Robert. Yeah they did, also defended Souness quite a bit. They turned on Souness far sooner than the other local media.

I'll never be happy with his role in Bobby's departure and Souness' appointment/Bellamy's ostracization but I mostly only think of the PL's best ever striker when someone mentions Shearer now. Behind only Pedro and Robert in my list of favourite NUFC players.

My favourite Shearer goal is the Villa volley in 2001. Bellamy was the best player on the park that day by a mile but that goal. Christ.

They've got his 100 best PL goals on Sky On Demand. Well worth a watch.

They're tucked away in the club's underpants pocket.

How was he to know what was written, like?

They're cunts, is what it means.

I'm not even going to waste my time beyond saying he's looked exactly what he is this pre-season: classy on the ball and good at making awkward interceptions look easy. Anything that involves physicality and he's an embarrassment. Obviously the bloke who wrote that didn't watch him against Huddersfield or Malaga.

Debuchy's a better footballer, Beye by far the better defensively.

All this because I think he's better in the air than Mike Williamson while also acknowledging I don't rate either and ultimately I'd rather have Williamson in the team. What a tool.

He played well against City when we lost 2-1 to them in 2010, the day HBA got injured. Since then he's been abject against them.

You were the only one confused by it, like. You really are an impotent old sad sack, man.

Not like TRon to realise he's losing the argument and pull multiple fallacies out of thin air. Shocked. For the hundredth time, in case someone apart from this fairy missed it:

I heard he's not back till September, earliest. Santon has his poor games, frequently, but he's by far our best LB.