Ronaldo

Jonas shouldn't be anywhere near the squad, so it's only right that he isn't. Nobody wants him. Why should we?

Your point being what?

RVN's such a smashing bloke.

I'm sure Lukaku's 5 years older than his DOB states, like. At '28' he'll suffer from arthritis.

It doesn't, really. Bruce is a decent manager. Far better than all of the rubbish who've managed us since Bobby (excluding KK).

Steady on, like. He looks a real prospect, helped us draw at home to Crystal Palace and is obviously better than Alsoran but that's it, for now.

Self preservation from Colo, given that he just can't handle players running at him. You've only got to look at the way he turned his back on two shots on Saturday which led to the goals. Utter coward.

Premier League. If Ashley feels we'll get relegated, I think he'll sack him. That's all he's bothered about afterall! The way Ashley looks at it is he's already given him cash to spend over the summer window. He won't wanna bail him out with more cash/signings in January. Instead, he'll want a new manager in to ensure we stay up. Can see it being Pulis or something, but at this moment in time, I'd take anyone with a positive attitude towards the game of football. We won't be relegated though, there are at least 3 teams worse than us. We'll be around 10th-15th come Christmas and that'll be enough for Ashley. Absolute rubbish. Which teams will score fewer goals and concede more? Certainly no more than 3 at best.

Ryder's article t'other day was better.

The word Cockney ruins it, as per. Stop using it you stupid bastards.

Reeks of mackem that. Although these phone-ins do normally attract an almost Night Owls level of degenerate.

this is absolutely the wrong thing to do, the way to get him out is to convince the home sheep of his innate awfulness and get back to the cardiff atmosphere ASAP home and away no manager on earth could survive that very long, i don't care how much ashley backs him This is true, but I'm in favour of anything that scares him off.

There really isn't. We're all just going to have to hope for the absolute worst for the best to happen eventually.

Cunts. Owner, manager, coaches, a lot of the players and a sickening portion of the fans.

There's nothing been coached out of him, he's just a mediocre (at very best) striker with tenacity being played horribly out of position.

What would his purpose be alongside either of them?

There's nothing in his career that suggests he's the player we need. Nowt wrong with saying it.

Love seeing them so mediocre, but I have a feeling they're going to be devastating after they've had enough time to gel. Too many world-class players in that squad for them to play like this forever. Too many average (at best) players occupying important positions in the squad, too.

This might be the worst sentence I've ever seen. What an absolute twat in all ways, as if your shortcomings are caused by the fans expecting more than mediocrity. Laughably that comment was made when the fans stuck by him and the team despite being in and around 16th place for most of the season.

Nobody encouraged you to 'wank yourself off' to a 2-0 home defeat. If that's what floats your boat then it's your business but you don't have to justify it by involving us. The performance against Man City was encouraging in that we looked up for it and gave a good account of ourselves. We were unlucky to get beaten and did alright. Apparently not getting a shot on target against an off-form Manchester fucking City represents a good performance. Who is this fucking woofter?

What happened to Skirge, other than him being a pretty brainless?

This, on the other hand, is an absurdly bad post. Two totally different strikers.

This will be the summation of his NUFC career.

He's almost certainly better, but I'm not a massive fan.

None. I think Pardew's a s*** manager, too and yeah I wouldn't be sad if he was sacked in the morning, but that doesn't mean I want my favourite club to lose, I still hope and pray they win no matter what. As a foreign fan I spend good money and make a decent effort to see Newcastle play at least three time every season but I dont go over willing them to f***ing lose I want to see them win no matter the circumstances. Guess who does want to us to lose though the Mackems. Go urge us to lose if you like but have fun knowing you're on the same side as them wanting to same the same thing result wise. Nee offence mate, but you're an embarrassment. No wanting the team your supposed to support to lose is f***ing embarrassing. Havn't seen this from any other club's "supporters" no matter how bad it got for them. Shocking. It's common place on the continent to be honest, the only difference is they are far more militant and do something about it. Show me some video clips of "supporters" cheering a goal for the opposition and I'll believe you. So fucking thick and short-sighted man. Hope can you be missing the point? It's so simple. The point being that you want us to lose because you dislike the manager? Well my point is fuck that why would you want us to lose under any circumstance you should always support the team. I wanted us to win today, last week and every week I want us to win. That wont change no matter how bad things get. Yeah, you're a Pardew fan, we get it.