Ronaldo

Far better spend 5 years scouting him, watch his price drop to nowt and then not sign him because you suddenly changed your mind Nah, it was because he wanted £40K pw. The nerve.

Rooney's so fucking good, man.

Far surpasses that, man.

What the fuck has that been disallowed for? Corrupt cunt.

There's always been a bit of bile between them two, to be fair. The word's becoming more and more geographical anyway.

Both teams are in Yorkshire.

The fact he missed chances in our side constitutes something of an achievement.

If that's the case, why haven't a team like them picked him up on the cheap? Two teams have bid pretty big money for him according to those ITK, but he doesn't want to leave. It's a stupid argument anyway when it come from someone who defends Coloccini constantly. Nobody's ever gone near him.

I agree. I think the type of players we've bought in large quantity mean no significant improvement is likely and his only real excuse is out the door.

It's why players like Ba and Remy who basically create there own chances thrive under Pardew.

Steady on, man. Even playing crap in a team providing no service he's guaranteed to threaten the goal.

Not at CB.

He's never played a competitive match for us man The alternatives have, and they're all shit.

Damn right.

'You're the one who makes the crowd erect.' Cheers, mate. Your English is better than Stifler's.

Him and Rio were brilliant during the WC.

I think I'll be 'bidding' on that auction. Cunt.

You can't have two CBs under 6'. It's just unfeasible in top level football, especially in the PL.

Not clever enough, clumsy and too short.

Ron, I know you hate all "king" references...but surely if he was manager at Selhurst Park, he'd feel like one. I hope Palace sit on the replacement for a while like they did with Holloway. The abuse at SJP may just scare him back home.

Sad day when Micah Richards constitutes an upgrade at CB. Certainly couldn't pair him with Mapou, like.

Pardew's family live 10 mins from Selhurst Park, he's down there himself 3 days a week and he gets to their games when he can. Natural fit.

I give Pulis credit. Horrible style of football but he has his team winning games and doesn't let rubbish chairman talk down to him.

Williamson's the only leader we have at CB, so he absolutely has to start until we spend, sadly.