Ronaldo

Because he's a cheat, a pussy and a coward.

Think Semtex was joking, not sure, but Ronaldo is a massive hardman so he'll never respect someone that feels pain. Probably grew up with the Spetsnaz. There's feeling pain and crying like a little girl about it. Did Modric cry like a bitch when he cowardly elbowed him? I know he's your hero but he's an utterly detestable human being.

Guthrie got plenty of games under Pardew. As much as I like him, he's not a PL player.

He'll be getting less support defensively.

Nowt wrong with his touch whatsoever.

His brain?

Another reason to want Real to win the league.

A woman that is better than any player England has seen for the last I don't know how many years. Ouch. I don't know either.

Neymar should wear a skirt and lipstick. What an absolute fucking woman he is.

You owe me half if it comes off.

Put £100 on it, then. You be 2.2k richer.

He doesn't have a choice, tbh.

Marveaux is the best player in the squad for driving the team forward out of tight areas. He's also our best passer by a distance.

22/1 odds.

He'll do alright away from a top league, most likely. The Eredivisie really is the pits.

Except he made the squad.

I think they can do a lot better than Ron Vlaar ffs.

As sad it sounds 2002 was hard to enjoy too much because of the kick off times. Waking up early to watch England v Nigeria Was horrific. Watching Eng-Brazil in the hall at school before first lesson. Destroyed it all. My parents writing to the school that I had a dentist's appointment then coming to pick me up for it at lunchtime so I could watch England vs Tunisia in '98. Our RE teacher let us watch that game on the classroom TV instead of doing work. Good days.

Despite the horrible loss yesterday, I've really enjoyed it. The best that I can remember, only 2002 beats it because of the fact that brazil won it. '94 was better. You won that too, of course. I was only 9 and I remember how fucking good that was. I turned 8 on the day of the final. Just a fantastic introduction to the magic of the World Cup.

Despite the horrible loss yesterday, I've really enjoyed it. The best that I can remember, only 2002 beats it because of the fact that brazil won it. '94 was better. You won that too, of course.

I think you had more than your fair share of luck, personally.

Van Persie's not the player he was 2 years back. Be a mistake to try and build a side around him at OT.