Ronaldo

Not sure. They just worked better than any other boot I tried for getting right under the ball for clearances when I played CB for my uni side.

Not at all, good defender's boot.

You must feel like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption, man. In some sort of halfway hell.

West Brom ffs.

That actually looks nowt like Bill Murray.

He didn't just do the hand in the air. He ran to the corner where the Blackburn fans were punching the air and shouting and screaming. He'd been out injured for yonks mind and had come on as sub and i'm 99% sure it was first time he'd played at SJP in a first team game for anyone. First appearance after his cruciate wasn't it? Was absolutely unaware anyone bore him any animosity over it personally (clearly). Not that it makes a jot of difference but he also celebrated wildly at Ewood that year when he bundled Beresford into the net. Footballer in enjoying a goal shocker Shearer only cared about scoring goals. Bellamy touches on it in his book, actually. He wasn't bothered about anything around him beyond the bottom line of his own performances. I don't blame him, really. A goalscorer has to be like that, to an extent. Look at Rooney. He can boss it for Man U for 6 games straight but if he hasn't scored in that time people talk about poor form.

As expected they can't afford him. A loan wouldn't be the worse thing for us imo, especially if we could get shut of Pardew and Give Yanga a chance under a decent manager 12 months down the line. He needs PL games and now if he's ever to succeed for us. Suppose getting games in that Mickey Mouse league is better than sitting on our bench, mind.

Can we (you) go one day without bringing Cabaye up?

He scored a header by running in when the ball was literally about to go in anyway. That is not, "winning the game for us" by any stretch of the imagination. It's called being a greedy bastard who does fuck all every time he plays for England in any major tournament. Even Shola could have scored that. Managers don't affect your first touch and everytime he's played for England it's been abysmal and it's like playing with ten men. Now I rate Rooney for UTD (out wide) and he demolishes us every time we play them but he's had his chance. I'd rather we start with the majority of the attack of a team who just finished second than an ungrateful bastard, who doesn't even play in the Europa League and lets us down, game in game out. Ah, so we're not counting Euro 2004 either now. Keep it up. Funny the impact a few meaningless friendlies has on people's brains.

Winning the game for us in 1 match out of 2 doesn't constitute a shit tournament.

'06 and '10 makes 2.

At both of them since Euro 2004, you mean?

So you wouldn't start Rooney because you're totally against the idea of bringing the best players off the bench?

Signings like Gomis are Ok by me, like. Look good on paper but unlikely to actually make that much difference for us in games. Perfect formula for the end of Pards.

At least 35K are decent, like.

Vuckic, man. Not improved one bit in over 3 years. Similar to Ferguson and Sammy.

Says the 'bloke' who was banned for calling Neesy a fat, retarded mong.

And they are always black, racist media. Costa isn't, to be fair.

For 6 years striker after striker has been hailed as the new Didier Drogba.

Worth a quid, just in case there's an intricate betting scam in place for the worst striker in the competition to score 6 against Iran.

West Ham and QPR will offer £150K.

You tell me, you'll be paying to watch him play.

I like Rich. Not so fond of moaning like a 16-year-old girl about our best players getting sold like it's something that started last week. Been going on close to 4 years.