Ronaldo

You expect owt else from that horrible cheat?

That's actually quite a ridiculous amount Is he the one that's won the most? He is now, yeah. Fucking genius. He cultivates good feeling amonst his players and compounds it with composure and tactical brilliance. He's a level-headed more intelligent Keegan, basically. * As a player (2) and manager (3), not saying it's not impressive but just in case what you said was misleading to anyone. Think most would know that, like, but fair play.

That's actually quite a ridiculous amount Is he the one that's won the most? He is now, yeah. Fucking genius. He cultivates good feeling amonst his players and compounds it with composure and tactical brilliance. He's a level-headed more intelligent Keegan, basically.

Don't be so stupid.

Ancelotti has now won the EC 5 times. What a fucking legend.

Real need a CM like Koke, basically.

A lot of truth in this mind. I don't really blame them but they've been cynical and negative in all of their big games this season.

Astonishingly poor keeping.

No way he's as effective as Sissoko going forward, like.

Well, obvs.

It was either that or sit on the bench, most likely.

Apart from having the best striker and centre back in the world. Not a chance.

Yeah he's a far better footballer and athlete than Ba, like.

From what I've seen he's decent for a squad player away from home who'll track the ball and occasionally carry it forward, which he does much better than Tiote, for example,

PSG are a joke, like. Can't attract the best so just offer ludicrous money for the tier below and hope for the best . Arseholes.

Two dreadful sides. The Championship really is appalling in terms of quality considering how many fans it attracts.

What glorious news. Champagne tonight. Nice guy but a complete and utter shithouse who should've been playing below the PL for the vast majority of his rubbish career.

I like Moussa. Mostly looks supremely pissed off when we lose, especially compared to some I won't mention.

I bet Phil Dowd is tweeting most of these via throwaway accounts.

Not the first time you've posted this lie, like. Probably time to stop it. Anyway, Bellamy was a great player for us, Blackburn and Liverpool. He, along with Robert, took us from 11th to 3rd and 4th, and when he was outed we returned to the bottom half of the table. Our most important player from 2001 to 2005. Wish him the best.

Don't get this stance, personally. Putting the stats down and assessing him with my eyes, this is how I see him: He's a strong contender for the weakest striker in the division - no defender finishes a game feeling like they've had to earn their paycheck. He's not beating anyone for pace. His finishing is highly erratic and he regularly skies presentable opportunities. In fairness, when you get less chances, I do appreciate you tend to snatch at those you do get - but over the length of time he has scuffed opportunities, I think even this defence becomes a bit tenuous. His movement is patchy at best and at 28 years old, I'm still not sure he knows the offside rule. His commitment when he's on the pitch has been generally good, but I'm not sure that works in his favour. If he looked lethargic playing under Pardew (somewhat excusable IMO) at least you'd know he had another level. And he's a service striker, an increasingly ill-advised phenotype of forward in today's game. It's all fucking moot under our current management, but just for the sake of it, I don't think he's up to it under any manager - got no hope for the guy in terms of football. It's not really a stance, it's factual. You can argue the merits all you want and I do agree generally the feasibility of such a player in today's game is negligible. A player who has demostrated the aptitude to consistently score goals with good service will always be worth far more than £1m, though.

Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances.

Man, I always liked Forster when I saw him in our reserves but if you think he's developed into a top class keeper at this point you're dreaming.

Neither is close to being top class, like,

Zabaleta's not flashy but he's good at everything. The City fans I know rave about him, which probably tells its own story given the players they have in midfield and attack.