Ronaldo

Find me 2 minutes of goalkeeping that bad.

Plenty will get in, man.

Please let this be the end. I can't think of a much better sight than him trotting around in someone else's shirt next season.

Fair play to him for his ambition. Doesn't mean I have to like that he tried to leave my club at the end of August to achieve it.

Based on nowt, really.

£60 on City -1 and Liverpool -2.

I don't hope he misses the WC, like. But at the same time I don't actively want much success for someone who tried to force his way out at the end of August. For Arsenal of all clubs.

It's Carroll, it probably is from tonight tbh. Fucking hell Mole. Yeah I know it's Carroll He was implying Carroll has previous in this area.

That would just make the Ben Arfa chants louder, and that's the last thing Pardew wants.

You say that, but we could all come up with names like Sissoko, Debuchy, Cabaye, MYM etc. All 4 players had been mentioned on here long before they were signed.

OK, and it was excellent work. I wouldn't call uncovering that someone's available for far less than they're worth good scouting, though. Forensic accounting is more accurate.

What would you call it then? http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/super-scout-graham-carr-lifts-lid-on-newcastle-united-s-transfer-process-1-4412399 Not sure, but signing Cabaye based on the fact he was available for £4m isn't the product of good scouting. Everyone could've told you that a highly rated 25-year-old France international available for that price was a must sign.

Doesn't the club employ a group of people who investigate and suggest players based on their contractual vulnerability? Either way I wouldn't call it scouting.

Like cabaye you mean? Everyone on here with a hint of footballing knowledge knew who Yohan Cabaye was when we signed him, man. As if you could attribute that signing to good scouting.

Wouldn't call Carr a great scout, like. Doesn't take a genius to offer average players better money.

Exactly what I was saying on here on Monday when everyone was celebrating Palace's comeback for no good reason whatsoever.

El Khalej. I remember the ref (D'Urso I think?) clearly just saying to him, "That was a disgusting challenge" looking disgusted, holding up the red and barely looking at him. You're making that up, like. There was a good solid 2 minute gap between the challenge and the red card. It was the linesman who convinced him to show a red. The moment he shows the red he clearly says "that was a disgusting challenge". I was at the game. Whatever he said he wasn't sure about the red until he spoke to his assistant on the left.

Oh, and fuck Cabaye. I don't care about him one bit. Sorry.

El Khalej. I remember the ref (D'Urso I think?) clearly just saying to him, "That was a disgusting challenge" looking disgusted, holding up the red and barely looking at him. You're making that up, like. There was a good solid 2 minute gap between the challenge and the red card. It was the linesman who convinced him to show a red.

:thup:

Not this stupid shit again.

Amazing that Allardyce was hounded out after a couple of indifferent months yet it's taken this long for Pardew to be called on his nonsense.

I think the last 4-5 jobs he's had he's been good, average/poor, good, average/poor, good, and so on so I can't make up my mind. I'd have him (and 99% of the managers alive I've heard of) in instead of Pardew. We can do a lot better, though.

4-4-2 really doesn't get much love these days. Shame. With the right personnel it's the best formation to watch.