Ronaldo

I love it, but Brett's being a bit silly.

He's the manager of one of the most boring team to watch in the league. It's as simple. I can think of at least 8 teams more boring. We're entertaining for the neutral. We play OK football or get utterly dicked most of the time.

Malaga on the other hand had 32 points from 30 games before tonight. Wish I'd watched two such high quality teams.

He isn't, though, He's doing pretty crap.

Did you say that, Ian?

Chico was diving as usual Allardyce had every right.

Two 3 goal+ defeats in 4 days to teams outside of the traditional top 6. Plus our absolutely horrific form since Cabaye's departure and ludicrous predictability and lack of goal threat in Remy's absence. Not to mention the fact we've looked more like the side who finished 16th than the one who finished 5th. It all builds up.

To be fair to Williamson, and I don't rate him at all, he's been by a distance our best CB this season.

Rickie Lambert strolling past the pair of them while they're having a rest. Club captain, man. Piss off.

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I don't particularly rate any of them at all.

Depends if you wanted Coloccini back in the team or not. Their incompatibility is a reason.

Posters pretending to be Newcastle fans so childish. If you don't want to be questioned on your comments then don't make them This was something said 6 weeks ago. If you think I'm gonna have a go at individual posters so you can have a giggle, you're wrong.

If you want to have a giggle at silly opinions, use the search or PM functions.

A good offer will see him back in France, sadly.

Carragher's just highlighted him and Haidara for the first goal on Sat. Fucking hilarious.

Quality. Wrongly accused of pretention by posters pretending to be Newcastle fans. I'm gutted.

There you go making up things again Again? What you on about?

Who's better than tiote/Anita who played tonight? I was never a big fan of him when he was here and I've gone on record saying Cabaye replacing him was one of the best things to happen to us in the last decade, but Kevin Nolan walks into our CM, man. As a leader, as a goalscorer, as a general presence in the box. Fucking hate saying it, but that's how fucking abysmal our CM is. There's no threat or creativity from that area of the field whatsoever.

It's absolutely amazing that some on here don't rate Carroll above Shola, like. Put the ball in the right area for him and he's unstoppable.

He would be an improvement, but that's not saying much at all. I saw 4 CMs in that game that would improve our shithouse midfield.

They need a minimum of 10 points from their last 8 games. Looking at their fixtures I just can't see it at all.

This is ingenious

Carroll's far too good for this nonsense, man.

Should be 0-3.

He's worth a place in the side for what he does from set pieces alone - at both ends.