Ronaldo

Like a film I saw on one of those movies4men channels loosely based on Red Riding Hood where the main character (and her grandma) were savagely raped.

One thing I will say, Martinez never had Wigan looking like a PL side, so he isn't what he's being made out to be. Moyes is easily the more proven manager. In an ideal world you'd want someone more attacking but I'm not convinced Martinez is any sort of Keegan replica as some would have you believe.

Should be over for Bayern, like. Be a bloody good game next week.

That's arousing.

Real should be 3-0 up. Ancelotti tactical masterclass there, like.

Xabi Alonso can't get in the game against this level of player. Isco struggling too.

I fucking hate Robben. What a prick.

Get in there!

He's gone on record in the last few years saying we're his club.

I read something in The Sun (twas in the Barbers, no other reading material) today about him being denied planning permission to extent his gaff in Northumberland. Had no idea he still had a place up there.

Come on Real!

42 in the PL, 10 in the Championship and I'd probably guess around 20 in various cups over the years. Absolute shitehouse.

He's going nowhere near a team of that calibre, like. There's just younger, better more professional players for such clubs to choose from.

The day Rob Elliott is our no.1 GK is probably the day I start doing something with my Saturdays that doesn't involve football. Truly be a spiteful kick in the bollocks for every NUFC fan.

Culture and art.

It's hardly a city you'd want to live in if you had you pick if anywhere, like.

Horrible little man.

So is Blackburn, Preston, Wigan, Blackpool, Accrington, ...basically the whole of the North-West Where do you live, like?

Liverpool are top of the league with John f*cking Flanagan a key part of the back 4, seriously this is getting way overplayed. A class manager would make this team a CL qualifier. Liverpool have a fantastic midfield in front of the defence and better CBs to help out those next to them. Phil Jones is the best available CB Man U have got and he makes mistakes all the time.

Based on what? Same nonsense that arse-licker Winter was peddling yesterday.

Only took him 14 years to almost do what Cole managed in 18 months. Fair play.

Incredible really, considering JFK was a huge possibility until he f***ed up the Cabaye fee. Only finished above Pards once as Everton boss Only finished above 5th once.

So a 'fan' of a team whose last 2 managers have been Hughton and Pardew turns his nose up to David Moyes. Honestly, I hate how rubbish our fanbase has become. Deluded.

Absolutely incredible. Judging Moyes on one season makes you no better than the arseholes who bring up Pardew finishing 5th. Not many people are judging Moyes on one season, he was at Everton a long time. In which he consistently had them in the top 6 or challenging for it on a budget very similar to ours. End of story. The days of us being able to bring in a manager of that calibre of long gone.