Ronaldo

You're both talking nonsense. Under Souness before Parker signed he was decent. Under Bobby he never really got firing and in the Souness - Roeder season he didn't make any impact until the last couple of months with Emre. I was at the games, like.

Did that ever happen?

Understatement. Barton never had the athleticism or ability in tight areas to be a PL CM.

That was his best season for us.

Hughton's the Michael Myers of football management.

Villa winning.

Sit down, Ste.

Yes. Multiple breaches of contract.

Steady on.

Turan dived.

(Real) Madrid lead.

3-1 all over.

HTT's a smashing poster but I think he's been under the influence of something pretty strong recently.

Pantilimon looks like a horrifically stretched version of Nasri.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though. Matty Pattison and our old mate Smudger also worthy of a mention. I was talking about Smith.

Aye, there's no contest. Butt (in his last 2 seasons) and Faye were absolutely awful, though.

Dzeko and Silva in the sequel to the Chelsea home game a few weeks back. 'We'll just do fuck all, lads.'

Only because of the timing.

He's the not only one either.

We've had far worse than Gosling start for us in CM in the last decade.

Rio Ferdinand was very briefly England captain under Capello before getting injured wasn't he? Could be wrong but I think he's at least half black. What an idiot Campbell is.

If you want to watch us continue scoring 1 goal every 7 games they would, yeah. them 3 with remy, de jong and gouf in front. We would get goals, if you think different your clueless. I'm clueless for recognizing there's no wingers, no creative midfielder and only one real goalscorer in that lot? OK.

This.

I'd love us to spend £20m too, but it's not happening any decade soon.