Ronaldo

'Cockney' needs to be banned from this thread.

Have YOU romped with Barry?

The latter.

7 goals - 3 being penalties - plus, Kluivert looked fat. LOL.

No point, mate. Clueless.

It would have been bloody good, and was, tbh. Far better than the alternative, anyway.

If we fail to score tomorrow and he mentions no Jonas as the reason we didn't create chances I think we should all go round to his apartment and take turns murdering him.

So you're saying this place won't kick off because you have the utmost faith in N-O to be level-headed?

Aren't we in pole position to qualify? Reference to the US thread, dude. My good mate Cuba thought we'd fucked up qualifying and weren't going for some reason.

Dude, it's an absolute must. Cracking insight into the SBR/Souness days.

Especially when we're almost certain not to qualify for the world cup.

Shepherd. Some fucking hilarious references to him in Bellamy's book, like. I miss him.

Ancelotti will be on 5 soon.

Honestly I don't think Colo and Mapou were tested much at all against WH and Fulham so I still think Taylor and Colo are probably our best partnership. That said, I wouldn't change a defence that's kept consecutive clean sheets.

Would kick off on here big time if we put out the best Xl and still get utterly buggered.

Abused the victim with his car?

Gattuso lets it down a bit, like.

Overdraft. Ashley's whore.

This what it will be, I reckon. What formation it'll be, is anyone's guess. Any of the resident French experts familiar with Remy's defensive capabilities? Is he more Marveaux than Gouffran, or the other way round? From what I saw at QPR he'll track back if told but not much and he's certainly not much cop at it.

There's absolutely no argument for Tiote to be starting games at this level any more, like.

It's predicated almost completely on opportunism. It's fucking awful within the context of a club who should be promoting ambition on a par with Spurs. As it is we're on a par with West Brom at best.

LOL.

A big lump up front whose head we can hoof the ball at, a 30 year old poacher who needs the whole team set up for him (and who Pardew would play as a number 10) and I confess I don't know much about the other guy. Oh, and Obertan. Is rather get a new manager and let Carr buy the players thanks. A big lump who'd improve us tenfold and a poacher who didn't have the team set up for him at Spurs but still scored goals. Carr's done well what he's been tasked with but our recruitment policy is still awful.

I mean, if you mow someone down fair enough, I guess.