Ronaldo

Thought he looked better than Cabaye tbh. Cabaye's had about 5 effective games since April 2012. Gets away with murder on here.

Still need that left winger mind. It'll be Remy.

This team (minus Remy and whoever else we get in) will get us relegated.

Especially when he helped Liverpool to three European finals. Never been a big fan of Carragher and was pretty awful post 31, but the above is absolutely ridiculous. Epitome of what's wrong with British football? Shut up.

Should be scrubbing the toilets.

Who? Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Colo, Krul, Cisse, Yanga-Mbiwa. Also need to put a word in for Debuchy and Sissoko. Quality individuals and full of internationals, but they just aren't playing well together. MYM, Debuchy and Sissoko haven't proved themselves to be quality in the PL yet. I do like Sissoko a lot, though.

Let's hope we never see the useless fucker again.

If only.

This is probably the truth, mind.

Who?

To be fair, it isn't his fault we won't spend money.

Debuchy's speciality.

The lack of cutting edge from out wide is criminal. Nobody supporting the attack as per usual.

Fair play.

Rob Elliott probably beats players better than Jonas.

Dude, there's not one single game on the fixture list in which those switches shouldn't take place. I'm not Anita's biggest fan, admittedly.

Who? Pardew! Which is why he's played him in attacking/central midfield all but twice.

Who?

Which nobody has really disputed, ever.

Sums them up, tbh. Love this kit. Nicest of the lot by far.

Two of which you've been lauding for years, by the way.

Close from Colo.

Yeah I think he definitely wants to come here.