Ronaldo

Better than Terry but not Rio.

He'll drag us down if he's a regular. He slows down play, gives away goals with his recklessness and is generally an accident waiting to happen in the games in which he's noticeable, ie not at home against the sides we should be beating. I'd play him away at OT etc when we could do with another body in there to upset the opposition and generally spoil.

Merson proportions, imo.

It's Wshmag or whatever he was called. The guy who wanted Xisco to die in a helicopter crash.

He had 4 seasons here and the 3rd was his best. Souness killed him.

"It'll blow ya face into de side of a tree."

Reminds me of my favourite part of FT:

I'd love to know when we can next expect to have a winger score 12 goals in a season out of nothing and create fuck knows how many chances per game.

WUM.

Deplorable.

Used to do what, angry man? He had a reasonably competent manager at Twente who used him in exactly the right way - on the bench.

We don't know how well Colo and Mapou will play together so I'll let that one go, but Cabaye and Tiote? Come on, man. One's total crap and the other's never really going to excel in this league, especially not when he has to carry the other.

Tiote in a nutshell. We'll go nowhere with such players.

Drinks only the finest wine. Only needs one nun to help get him out of a chair.

Pedrophile.

Last 2 are comfortably the worst, but still very entertaining.

Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep. My personal favourite. Nah, first episode of series 3. Another great one.

That's the one posted, dude.

With all this talk of Dummet as leftback maybe we'll see Santon pushed onto the wing, looked good whenever he's played there. Sarcasm?

Mike told him to lay off the drink.

Forcing a move to Marseille by liking pictures is AT's scholarly theory.

Wouldn't have thought Cabaye would be a Moyes/Man U type of player, anyway.

We weren't really doing that much from January onwards tbh. Why would we do it with better players in the side?