Ronaldo

Surely he's kidding?

Who's less mobile than Cisse, btw? Bent?

Worst one I've ever heard, no offence EDIT: The second point.

Not having that, like. If that's a sending off it implies you simply can't raise your leg too high in case there's someone behind you.

because he wants to go wheeling and dealing fact is no ones even come close to paying for him this summer and no one will, no one is going to risk millions on someone who may end up in jail I wouldn't be so convinced. His relegation release clause still might make him a very interesting proposition, depending on the chance of him being charged, and then convicted. Out of interest, does anybody know how long he would go down if found guilty? Is it a matter of weeks, months or years typically? What, for rape?

LOL.

Given how amazing our recruitment policy is I wouldn't worry.

Bent is pretty much viewed as Shola is by any football club that is run with any degree of professionalism. They are not wanted. Been little or no interest in Bent and Shola is available but again no interest. Why? Because they are both a complete waste of space. Comparing Bent to Shola? Is this real?

Why doesn't it look awesome? The three up top interchanging, plenty of creativity in the midfield. Not perfect but a million miles better than the rubbish we've seen in the last year.

Cisse deeper than Gomis? There's no chance of that whatsoever.

I don't even think it's frugality, man. It's pretense.

Why does he have the most assists in PL history behind Giggs then? You know I think you're a top poster Billy but the above is just nonsense perpetuated by people who can't stand him for his upper-middle class roots and prefer council lad Gerrard.

More.

SanToon is right.

Tis why i said 2+2 = bollocks Just backing you up, bro.

He's always in London. He's often on the late Thursday flight back from Gatwick.

It wouldn't need to be in lump sum and it would most likely finance itself in the long term.

Yes.

If your brain is pretty basic, perhaps.

I don't like DMs. I hate them, in fact.

Or my Fifa 4-2-4: Sissoko Cabaye Ben Arfa Cisse Gomis Remy

Ben Arfa Cabaye Sissoko Gomis Cisse Remy Christ that looks awesome.

I don't see why he couldn't play just off the striker. Collecting the ball, operating the channels and hovering around the edge of the box/arriving late. I just think we'd get overrun. At least if someone like Marveaux was there he'd be able to drop deep into tight spots, get the ball and drive us forward with his dribbling.

Gouffran isn't a second striker, man. Not at all.