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Parker's far better with the ball at his feet, in fairness.

Who would you have started instead of him? Marveaux, Bigi or Shane from those on the bench.

Old Yeller sums it up personally. Except Old Yeller was a great dog.

City player in altercation with fans?

We played against a team who let us play in the second half so they could soak up and counter. QPR won't - they'll be a lot tighter on us. Brilliant my arse. We're in big, big trouble.

Losing all respect for Pardew. No excuse for starting this joker.

We're just dreadful, man. City have been average by their standards.

No point attacking if there's zero cutting edge.

Perch and Jonas, man. What a good job Ashley's done.

Interpol and his FB wars, man.

Right, enough's enough. Been fun, dude.

As I've said, not withstanding the fact that all athletes are evolving, I don't think there's such a thing as a modern forward.

I understand (albeit disagree with) the point you've been trying to make, OCK, but you've made it terribly with laughable examples. Grant f***ing Holt and Neymar, for crying out loud.

Just seemed a strange question to ask. Shearer wasn't great in the air from open play. Big threat from set-pieces but there's been far bet players in the air at NUFC over the years and throughout the PL.

Both of them were far better, for a start.

Drogba could too.

Dude, come on.

Was this not refuted earlier?

Gamerio looks perfect for a 4-3-3 to me. Not that it'll happen but I'd swap him for Ba in a second.

Lovely. There was a chance I was gonna watch this with my lodger's boyfriend, who's a City fan. He can fuck right off now if he thinks he's coming anywhere near this house.

Taylor needed to lose weight back then. Pardew told him to do so, if memory serves.

How many English forwards are there starting in the PL, though? Look at us: you have Ba, Cisse and Ameobi. Spot the one who was developed in this country.

Plays to a far higher standard in midfield than Robbie Savage ever did for starters. Chuckled at this. Fair play.