Ronaldo

Good spot indeed. Aye it's right next to the tram stop.

All the time. He's had about 5 brilliant games (if that) in the last 2 years.

He's nearly 27 and he's had one season in his career that suggests he's as good as most think he is.

Ryan Taylor wouldn't be starting in the league unless he was needed.

Which form? He's had more bad games than good games. Which is the real Tiote?

It will be when you look at the state of it for the last few months.

Lost the dressing room. Especially the more talented players who'd rather play for a real club like Swansea.

Still hate the look of that midfield.

Which centre back money?

Perch and Anita box-to-box? No.

Both Perch and Anita against Reading? And people complain about Pardew's defensive setups.

Obertan should murder him.

So is Cisse, might as well sell him.. Nothing limited about a proven track record of scoring goals.

Nobody said he was a terrible player all of a sudden. Which position are you on about, CM? He can do well in that role. It'll nearly always hold us back as a team, though.

We need him and he would/should replace Tiote imo Yep.

No they don't. If we wanted a 4-4-2 striker to play up with Cisse we wouldn't have looked at Remy. lol Pointless statement, first of all this is Pardew we are talking about. He doesn't do what normal manager does. You're pointless, so I won't bother.

What does a player who wants out look like?

No they don't. If we wanted a 4-4-2 striker to play up with Cisse we wouldn't have looked at Remy.

Call William Hague. We actually need to end Argentina for good.

I do hope Anita develops to the extent that we're comfortable playing him instead of Tiote and letting him sit deep as he isn't a box-to-box player at all. I hate the idea of playing a destroyer at home against most of the league, let alone one as limited as Tiote. I hope Cheick does himself a little more justice this half of the season and we can move him on for a decent wedge in the summer.

That was a cross?

Replacing him very early against QPR and criticising him in the media. Pardew's tactically poor but he's not an idiot, he knows the game well enough to recognise that he's providing absolutely nothing. Even Shearer can see how ineffective he is; I think the word he used was 'useless'.

I think Pardew's just about had it with Jonas, like.

Not physically up to going to the bathroom?

Right answer.