Ronaldo

Did he shit. He wasted the ball time after time.

Was brave today. Needs to be brave in January and demand 2 defenders.

Utter shit. Wish this cunt would get injured so I never have to see his talentless cunt face ever again.

He'll go wherever the money and his idiot followers tell him to go.

Like Shola going anywhere leaves a gap we need to fill with a new signing, man. This is a lump of nothing who scores 2 goals a season.

There's what, 3 Spanish speakers in the squad? One of which is Jonas and another is Xisco. Enough said.

Nah, mustn't be true. He loves playing for us - says so on Twitter and celebrates when we score.

Usual nonsense. I do like Jonas a lot but we're a far bigger club than he deserves on his best day.

Love this place and every single one of you. Merry Christmas. x

No he doesn't. He does if we want the best 'replacement' for Tiote on the pitch.

Bigi has to play.

Glad we don't employ Dowie to assist with match preparation/tactics. We'd probably go down or something daft.

Finish 5th.

Aye.

No.

A G E N D A .

Odd that. It's only 4 years since he last scored in a PL start.

He was virtually playing in the Milburn Stand in the first half yesterday, man. What chance does he have of getting opportunities to score when he's out there and rubbish like Jonas and the defensive lot are in the side creating nowt all game?

Cabaye was on at the same time as Ba, both criticising the tactics. Still sounding like nothing.

Sounds like nothing, to be honest. Especially if this doesn't go beyond the confines of a interview with Demba Ba ffs.

His game has always been about getting cards.

Cabaye? Since when? The Ba interview in France. Sounds like a massive disagreement so far......

Cabaye? Since when?

Who was giving him stick? Just a couple on here were talking like it's accepted he's a mediocre or poor defender.

Not sure why Nelson was getting stick yesterday. He's a fine defender, and would stroll into our side.