Ronaldo

Krul hoof, Shola flick on, Demba Goal. 3-0 v Man Utd. There you go, we had a target man type on the field. When we don't it's a pointless waste. Ba might as well be Bellamy's size the way he plays.

Can't decide which of you provides more of an insight, tbh.

Don't know why Cabaye takes them, like. He's rubbish at it, frankly.

Jonas is Jonas. Today was the type of game we expect a bit of penetration from him, and as usual he's not up to it, in spite of his fantastic workrate.

All well and good playing 4-3-3 but there has to be a plan B, and that's what Carroll would've given us.

I've said it before but Ba's fitness is an absolute fucking disgrace.

So glad we got rid of Danny Guthrie, like.

We don't have the delivery to play 4-4-2.

Cabaye's been absolutely dreadful so far this season.

Strikers completely isolated as per usual.

Who would've predicted that team?

has looked s*** for a couple of seasons imo Last season marked the swing. Before that he looked as good as anyone.

Dreadful keeping.

Don't see why. Guaranteed to give us goals, tbh. Finished. That's what you said about Federer, didn't ya? Yeah, that's exactly the same. Given's always been a very good but not great keeper.

Sorry dude, I like you a lot but you're chatting nonsense here, like.

Me too. He's a fantastic guy who made a bad decision in the heat of moment when dealing with lying, unambitious cunts.

Are you taking the piss, Davey Boy? He was at fault for most of the goals they conceded. His reflexes were crap throughout.

The fuck?

He's done, man. With his stature and style of keeping he was never going to peak at 35 like some.

Don't see why. Guaranteed to give us goals, tbh. Finished.

Which is saying something, because it's League 1 standard at best.

Drogba's a lovely fella, even if he does cheat a bit.

Not sure I'd want him playing tomorrow anyway.

No it doesn't. Just if we want to achieve something. Like what? Qualifying for Europe? What, like Birmingham and Stoke?

This is what I'm saying, not even having a decent backup striker is a joke. Who do we have on the bench to change it upfront? Ba will need to be rested often, too.