junkhead

well done Oba! he needed those goals

oba martins is the fucking king of the world

we can win this.. come on lads!

Yep. We don't call them AS Scumbag just because it sounds catchy. They really are actually f***ing scumbags. It's on my desktop just now mate. It'll be there for the next two weeks to remind me of why I hate the bastards before I set off for Rome to see Lazio stuff them and hopefully get closure. I don't know who the scumbags are but that's Jim McLean (the man who made united great) in the foregound and Walter Smith in the background. Utd taught them a lesson in the first leg at Tannadice beating them 2-0. Paul Sturrock ran rings round them. That's when the dirty tricks started. AS Scumbag's manager immediately accused our players of being on drugs. Our players, staff and fans were bricked and spat on before, during and after the second leg. AS Scumbag were banned from European competition in 1986 by UEFA and their president, Dino Viola, was suspended for four years after it was revealed that they bribed the referee for the second leg. We lost 3-0. By all accounts Utd didn't perform on the night but the circumstances didn't help. All in all, Utd were treated disgustingly. The final was in Rome. AS Scumbag were getting to that final by hook or, as it turned out, by crook. I f***ing despise them. Francesco Totti - I hope your next s****'s a hedgehog. I've read about that tie.. it had it all, an all-time classic.. Probably bribing the ref in the 2nd game wasn't the classiest thing to do, but Dino Viola was an old mobster and he couldn't leave things in the air like that.. the ugly guy showing the finger is called Sebastiano Nela.. a right psycho b******, he often talks s*** on Italian TV.. anyway, It seems that's a sensitive subject for you, but here's a nice page that documents the 2nd leg- http://www.asromaultras.org/8384romadundee.html ..some really nice pictures and videos in there.. edit: notice the flags: http://www.asromaultras.org/roma-dundee.jpg

Lazio don't have that much... and what a picture!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUXppCDisPM

oh god.. he should chill a bit

elsewhere Roma are shite again..

I imagine he'd be quite difficult to play against

oh man.. why would anybody want to wear his hair like that

Bernard has a pancake shop now? oh how the mighty have fallen

Martins must play if we want any points from games.. Owen will be gone in a couple of months, so we might as well play Xisco or Shola instead of him

yeah, I remember this mentioned around here before

yeah, the brummie lad described it well there

don't be silly.. Bentley can't touch Jonas

nah.. it's a great goal but Bentley is up his arse and Gomez is a joke

soon the nation's favorite honest pro will fuck off and hopefully the absurd comparison won't surface anymore here

spot on, my friend..

nicely put, DJ NUFC.. Martins is our most important player, it's obvious that without him we struggle to create a chance even against the weakest defences.. but aye, lets sell him, because "he's never looked like a 10 million striker".. clueless

Martins is vital for us.. anybody who can't see this is fucking retarded.

yeah.. I don't like that.. at all.. we did it against Man City, against the mackems and we did tonight again after pretty much battering them the first half.. thank fuck it didn't cost us the points this time..

OHHHH GUTIERREEEEEZ, FROM BUENOS AIREEEES SPIDERRMAAAAAAN.. it's so good winning from time to time.. keep it up, lads!!

hopefully now he'll have more time for his music

very good

Did you throw the firework at the police horse? maybe I did.. anyway, a short report from my quick trip, just for the sake of it.. I arrived at Newcastle on Friday night, hit the clubs with my friends.. the city was buzzing before the game, such a positive, warm feeling.. had a great night. I forgot how much I love the city and how friendly people are over there.. I enjoyed the next day, despite the defeat.. it was crazier than I thought it'd be.. ..and the guy that told me to take notice of the transition between Newcastle and Sunderland.. fucking hell, you were spot on, my friend.. Sunderland, what a dump.. I swear it can rival even Bulgaria's biggest shitholes of towns.. and the people.. I got the impression that 90% of the population is charvers..