Chris_R

Given how mediocre Colback already is, how shit will he be after he's been Pardewed?

I just can't comprehend this. 3 points out of 21, and you're vindicated? Fuck off man. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Cardiff are utterly woeful. We were at home. Beating them is like managing to get to work without shitting yourself then telling everyone what a great employee you are. It's just the expected thing to do, you can't take any pride in it ffs. The man's a fucking mess. Not that it's even about the recent results- though of course they don't help. It's the horrid football, the negative tactics, the ostracising of anyone with even a modicum of talent in favour of try-hard workhorses, and that every player who arrived with a good reputation has started well then got progressively worse under his tenure. Saying we're unhappy with the 6 defeats in a row is like shitting all over someone's floor and sticking a flag in it, then when they complain you tell everyone it's because they didn't like the colour of the flag. Yes, there's a lot of poo references in there. Make of that what you will.

Coloccini is unhappy Everyone hates Pardew Coloccini meets with owners Coloccini announces he's staying at Newcastle next season Could Coloccini have been told that Pardew's on his way? (Yes, I'm clutching at any straw I can)

From that article, the 6 priorities for Alan Pardew: 1) Keep Andy Carroll Failed. 2) Get Barton, Nolan, Carroll, Ameobi, Enrique and Gutierrez onside Sold, Sold, Sold, Shit, Sold, Sent to Norwich 3) Win matches to win over the geordies 4) Sort out the back four :lol: 5) Turn around the home form :lol: 6) Avoid defeat against Sunderland

My only hope is that a clause is triggered if we finish below the much-vaunted 10th place, so Ashley is waiting to see what our finishing position is. I think similar happened with Moyes - As soon as he was mathematically unable to achieve 4th place, he was gone, and (Whilst we'll almost certainly never know for sure) it seemed suspiciously like there might have been a clause there as well.

I'm sure things are so bad for Pardew behind the scenes that he'll resign as a matter of principle and honour.

Just horrific that this cunt might be allowed to dismantle this team and replace it with a load of dirge. Horrific.

I'd rather watch one minute of Ben Arfa than a whole season of Alan Pardew.

I don't care how much we spend if we're getting decent players, I'd rather get them for nothing. The manager and everything ours stands for is my problem and until he goes, I don't go. This. There's no need, necessarily, for MA to pump millions into the club. I don't even expect him to spend a penny, just to run us well and try to maximise our chances of winning games and playing well. The current incumbent is a lying, cowardly fraud and I despise him and everything he stands for.

And if by "out of Newcastle" you mean "under a speeding Metro".

I honestly think this is where the biggest problem lies and why there is seemingly no harmony in the dressing room or on the pitch. Indeed. The good players all hate Pardew, and the shit ones are desperate for him to stay or they'll be shipped off to Barnsley where they belong. No offence to Barnsley. With what Ben Arfa said in reply to that question, and indeed in anyone's replies to any questions, its often not what you say but what you don't say. I'd have been astonished if he'd said how great he got on with lumps like Gosling, Shola and Rob Elliott, and guess what? He didn't. I actually think Ben Arfa has been really restrained and mature in what he's said. Completely flies in the face of all the "Prima-donna" baggage that he arrived here with. He's been calm, rational, and clever in how he's handled this, and Pardew comes out of it looking like (even more of) an utter clown.

I've thought before that Ashley might be wanting Pardew to fail, to finish below 10th (Or whatever the trigger position is) so he can bin him off with minimal compo. It's not beyond the realms of possibility. Or maybe I'm clinging to false hope, as given the prize money surely finishing 8th and paying him off isn't financially much different to finishing 11th and sacking him for nowt. I dunno. I utterly give up. I only know I want Pardew gone. And if (and only if) that happens, I'll give Ashley the summer to appoint a replacement and get reinforcements in before I decide if I want him out as well.

Like how when he's questioned about some of the players not liking him, he says that he has good relationships with all of the decent ones. I take it to mean that the only ones that don't like him are the plodding no-marks who are sucking Pardew's hoop for continued undeserved game time.

It'd be fucking phenomenal for Shola.

Bought some trainers yesterday. Made a point of not even setting foot in his tatty chav shop even though it would have doubtless saved me money. Felt righteous. I suggest everyone does the same. That shit shop is all that man cares about.

I found our fret: http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/96/35/2963505_0f0d60d0.jpg

Even if we beat Cardiff, what the fuck does that prove? That we, at home, can beat one of the worst teams in the league? Whoop-de-fucking-do. As they say, even a stopped clock is right twice a day and even the worst managers eventually rack up wins.

Your resignation and suicide spring to mind. [/blackadder]

Everyone's already watching a rape.

So glad I'm painting my sitting room and having a beer rather than watching this. Glad we're getting humped though. Hope the first question to Pardew after the game is "so Alan, why did you not manage to stop any of their goals?"

He's no Dan Gosling.

Yeah, they'll make a f***ing impact alright. They'll relegate us when they have to play every week because we haven't replaced all the real, actual competent players who've been flogged. And if that ringpiece mentions Cabaye once more, I'll do the world a favour and fucking end him. You knew Cabaye was going in August, you utter tool. Stop pretending you failed to replace him because you only had a couple of days because that's nothing but an outright lie. Not that outright lies are something that Alan has a problem with, of course.

CUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT That is all.

I hated Souness, I hated Allardyce. But nothing comes close to how badly I feel about Alan Pardew. I think the sense of hopelessness is what does it, coupled with the lack of ambition from the board. With Souness and Allardyce, you knew that if they did shit they'd be gone fairly quickly. With this chump, it seems like Mike Ashley is content with how shit we are. It's so depressing.

I don't often feel the need to leave comments on articles, but I felt fed-up enough to have a bit of a rant at the bottom of that one. Bunch of fawning, boot-licking supplicants.