Chris_R

This. I hope we get nobody and that it leads to Pardew's dismissal. Well, Pardew being shit will lead to Pardew's dismissal but you know what I mean. It'll stop him having enough to paper over the cracks for yet another season.

Only at the equator. Right at the poles it's a hell of a lot slower than Mike Williamson.

Now "Hope" is associated with Ben Arfa and getting a lot of positive coverage, it really is time to get "Hopeless" out there. Get that shown anywhere, ideally at a first-team match, and it'll be awesome.

Having won nothing for decades, if Newcastle ever win anything it'll be so much sweeter, we'll celebrate that much harder than the likes of Man U or Chelsea ever could. That failure makes the prospect of future success ever more exciting. It's the same with Pardew but more intense because at least not winning trophies can still be enjoyable. The longer he hangs on, the greater I'm going to celebrate when the fucker finally goes. It feels like it'll never happen, but eventually it simply must. In fact I'm stopping drinking now and starting eating healthily as since I've got 16 years on the fucker I reckon I've got very good odds of at least outliving him, so even if he has a contract until he dies I'll still get to see him not be manager of this club.

As others say, impossible to judge him based on playing under Pardew. He's ploughing a lonely furrow. Pardew wants some athletic big man up there that he can lump long balls to, and Riviere is the closest we have. Ayoze might well be a better footballer, but he's be even worse under our system than Riviere as he's too small and would still have to suffer getting footballs with ice on them raining down from the clouds.

Ah, of course it's the Gallowgate corner. Exiled down south and it's been years since I've set foot in there.

This is superb. Tremendously well done guys. Really, hats off. Whereabouts was it located? I can't quite tell which corner that is that it's in.

We'll win, but I hope to fuck we lose. And lose badly. 5-0 Palace win would just be superb.

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This, every word. It is ridiculous how some people can't see that defending with 11 men simply invites pressure actually makes it harder to defend and clear your lines. 'Attack is the best form of defense', a mantra that did Alex Ferguson no harm not many other managers. Keegan and Robson both created fantastic teams here using the same philosophy and it was always a pleasure to watch them. That pleasure is utterly gone these days.

The king doesn't want a repeat of the last insurrection.

When we are the dominant force? Fuck off out of here man. This is the manager who is shit-scared of Gillingham in his pre-match talk ffs. Who do we have to play to be dominant, Central High U9s? What an utter melt.

Would take Ian Huntley. (Too far??)

Has RTG melted yet?

I'm more inclined to believe he told him what thinks of his shitness. I hope he told him what he thinks of his shitness. Then punched him in the mush.

Then I hope we lose the next 10 by heavy scorelines. Whatever it takes. Sadly, wanting what's best for Newcastle, the players, and for ourselves as fans means hoping we lose, lose heavily, and lose repeatedly. I hate even thinking it, but I cannot support this horrid tripe anymore.

There's a rumour going round that Remy has been telling team mates at QPR that Pardew is a clueless white haired c***. Not an unreasonable opinion considering they've met.

Lead the line - Even the term should offer a clue as to where we're going wrong. There's no fucking line to lead. Bloke's up there on his own leading a line of 1. Hardly a miracle that it isn't working.

You don't congratulate yourself for that, that's the bare minimum expectation. It's like Audley Harrison getting excited because it's been ages since he lost a fight to a girl.

I genuinely, 100% have no idea if the quotes on the last page are real or not. Not a fucking clue.

Well, to be fair Pardew did say Gillingham were a good team.

Just catching up with this. Tremendous from all involved. Amazing. Just fantastic. Been laughing myself silly reading the last 10 pages, really top stuff.

The disgusting thing is that when he says the PL is the priority, he doesn't mean winning it. He means coming 10th.

If he does, he'll say how Hates had worked harder in training and deserves his chance. Even if nothing at all has changed. Really easy for Pardew to recall him and still come up smelling of roses. And of course many fans will lap it up.

I hope he gets hit by a bus.