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Even I jumped at that one, class son

That was total wank. No intent to play football just hoof and chase. Not chasing down spurs when they have the ball at all. Wtf Gouffran, Obertan, Colback, Anita have offered this game is beyond me. Be better switching to a 4-4-2 with Gouffran and Perez, Sammy on left, Oberwank right and Sissoko / Colback or Anita in centre

Sissoko is fucking garbage when he has to think

Has he really got Obertan up front now with a Striker playing left wing, fuck me

HORSE s***!!! Exactly you can at least not cripple your team with Gouffran, Dummet and Obertan when other options this season and even today on bench.

We really are fucking terrible. Whats the bet Ryan Taylor first sub

I'm hoping they fucking batter us. Gouffran yet again with Cabella, Ameobi even Armstrong on the bench. Unforgivable considering Gouffran has been anonymous in every game since January.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly f***ing crap too, by the way. Yep - very much a containment type team. Kept it tight, then one of Cabaye, Ba, HBA or Cisse scored the goals. Players like Best, Raylor, Marveaux, Guthrie and even Shola played well at times too. We haven't been terrible for 2 years tbf. We can't just forget we where top 6 at Christmas last year. Alan Pardew's very much a "team-spirit" manager. Dig in, work hard, foster a good team spirit and hope the more talented lads can win the games. Which has been the thing with people like Remy, Ba, Cabaye and Cisse first season helping push us on and to be fair some very resilient away performances in that time. It's just not sustainable though and we now don't have that stand out player that will drag us through unless De Jong or Cabella turn out to be that player - maybe even Aarons.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly f***ing crap too, by the way. 2nd half of season we counter attacked to great effect in away games. 1st half we had Cabaye chasing everything down as was Demba, always looked to close down opposition especially at home. We certainly didn't play great but had some core principles developing that are long forgotten and have been replaced by a half arsed approach to getting the ball back, coupled with humerous defending and a total inability to attack.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke.

Transfers are pointless really, with pardcunt looking to nullify our players or bench any non-compliant players (Read attacking, creative, can think for themselves, non-plodder)

Always sign him on fifa and turns out awesome, no idea about him irl

It should be Sammy on left, Cabella and then Sissoko, Perez or Oberwank on right tomorrow, however it will as usual be Gouffran and Sissokho in wide / attacking mid roles. Or another idea of playing Riviere or Perez with Cisse up front and Sammy/Cabella on each wing. Anita and Sissoko in middle

It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse shit coming from that gobshite of a manager.

Would like to see him get 10 games and then judge him, looks dangerous on the ball and some decent passing. Surely worth more of a chance than Obertan and Gouffran. He really isn't that bad and offers good width

No doubt will start Gouffran again next game despite yet another fuck all game from him. Sammy did much more and looked dangerous compared to him.

Get the fuck in ha

Probably would be a bit too far, his personal life is his own, it's the way he manages the team and acts like a cunt that I hate. Couldn't care less if he shags about

Well his daughters were disgusted in him for calling pellegrini a cunt so brings it on himself, I never even knew if he had kids until I just googled it so fuck knows how it's getting to them other than him being a disgrace to the game and shaming his family

Changing formation / tactics and different mix of players would be better than keeping the same set of losers in the same losing formation with the same loser tactics. He hasn't even once tried to play 2 up or attack with width in a 4-3-3. It really is as if he wants to lose every game

Geordieness, ginger locks, not a forrin

I wouldn't say that. The breakfast show yesterday was embarrassing listening as they tried to claim that where he was from was a big part of the reason for us wanting him out. The press really don't look at his stats do they, thinking it's where he is from yet forgetting other cockneys we have embraced, blaming not having sufficient quality of players yet ignoring the fact he endorsed every one of them in the press. They need to wake the fuck up and see that the last 2 years and start of this one he has played atrocious football, has forgotten how to win games and all players go backwards under him given enough time. Let's just jump on the fucking stereotypical geordies hating cockneys, I mean don't get me wrong I don't have much affection for the south but that's mostly because of the way the north east is being starved of opportunity while all attention is placed on London and surrounding areas.

Or whatever Hughton got sacked for. What was that again? Getting beat by West Brom while 11th in the league? He got sacked for disagreeing with Ashley. The results had less to do with it. Wrong it was all Llambas work. He said Houghton is too nice a yes man. Pardew can stand up to him. Llambas said he use to watch Pardew Westham and he admired his work there. Ashley only stick to him because thats what he does on his business managers. The point is, the sacking had nothing to do with the results on the pitch. Results on the pitch lead to results in the bank account. Ultimately the threat of relegation will force Ashley's hand regardless of how much he wants to support Pardew. I don't buy the idea that Ashley is terrified of relegation. Newcastle is a drop in the bucket relative to his total personal worth. While the free advertising for Sports Direct is a nice bonus, all around the club probably makes him very little money relative to the trouble it causes him. Last time NUFC looked certain for the drop, he opened his wallet in January and brought a shitload of players to lift the team. So yeah, based on evidence I'd say he is worried about it. No chance he wants us relegated but worry he is gambling far to much with this prick and does not see we won't get out of this before long. Just look at our run up to Jan and very few opportunities for wins from what I can see. We will be cut adrift with Burnley before long

We have such a lack of playmaker midfieders, but I can't believe he is in instead of Abeid or Anita it's disgraceful, Anita should be in there every time for his posession play.

A manager that could come in and not be afraid to play the likes of Armstrong, Sammy, Aaron's would be great and also be capable of developing a balanced style allowing us to attack and pressure opposition while remaining organised off the ball would be excellent. The season we finished 5th we pressured teams in their half and were so organised, we now look a total shambles that struggle to regain and retain possession while driving forward at teams. We rarely have more overrun the opposition and find ourselves with 4 on 2 of there's but seems to always happen to us. A basic 4-4-2 for a while with Sammy/Aaron's and Cabella on right would do with Riviere and Cisse, I mean what did he have to lose putting Cisse on with him last night, Obertan and Sammy could still have came on and could have sacrificed Colback