Lenny

Just the three unlikely events we're looking to chain then

Souness and Lennon sound like a couple of rambling old men talking over themselves in a pub.

For the most part a thoroughly enjoyable match, with some standout performances. Willock, Dubravka and Ritchie in particular were superb. Edit - and Wilson.

It was, Wilson was pointing for ages, mind.

Yep, he's been excellent.

Remember when Shearer scored 3 goals in 13 minutes against Leicester to turn the game around...

LUL

They have been quite predictable so far. Constantly playing an inverted cross that we've cleared time and again.

He seems to be enjoying himself for us. That can cloud common sense.

Very enjoyable half. Going to be all the more a kick in the small parts when we inevitably give away victory. We essentially have 45 minutes to hold onto guaranteed safety. On another note, Shelvey really has a thoroughly unprofessional mentality in game. He often makes arrogant, lazy passes when we're winning and gives the ball away 90% of the time. Reading that back I suppose there's no change to under any other circumstance TBF.

I imagine he saw the first goal late given the crowd of players that the shot came through. Still would have expected a save if he's managed to get a hand on it, mind.

It just isn't though. It's just another in a catalogue of thoroughly dreadful performances that only feels worse because it's the most recent one we've watched.

Typically appalling performance from us. The norm.

Schar utterly detests playing under Bruce

Longstaff is painfully underequipped both physically and mentally for this division.

How brave of Bruce to bring off one of our 5 at the back for an attacker in the 85th minute.

Wilson of course given offside when on

Ryan plays incredibly high. Wonder if it's down to how deep/shite we are or whether he always plays that way.

The shadow of the stand skews perception TBF.

For what reason following the second goal would Bruce think "okay I'll give it another ten minutes before doing anything". Perhaps I'm giving him too much credit for suggesting that he actually thinks.

It's almost impressive just how little Bruce gets out of these players.

Once again Bruce is passive despite a change quite obviously being needed and we're unsurprisingly punished.

That should really have been a second yellow for Xhaka.

Dean looks proper worried for Luiz. Urgently halted play and gestured to the Arsenal bench that his hamstring has gone.

Arsenal are utterly pathetic, man