Lenny

That does take some effort to not win that game. Watford were as bad an opposition as I've seen for a long time.

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Joelinton needs to hit that first time. No belief in himself.

A couple of Watford players seem desperate for reds today.

Manquillo did very well there, twice.

Sarr (and the Watford fans) desperate to get Ritchie sent off.

We'll inevitably end up drawing, with Bruce comforted in the knowledge that we're mid table in the "nearly league".

I fully expect Watford to improve significantly second half as the manager's influence becomes more key - that said it's hardly possible for them to be worse. I have no knowledge of their manager other than that he's not Bruce and therefore likely better.

That was utterly fucking awful from Watford

I think the last time I full-on celebrated a goal for us was when Rondon scored against Liverpool, however I feel like it was more in support of him personally than the club. At the expense of using a PFM phrase, he's a proper striker and enjoyable to watch.

So that makes two entities at Everton that I look upon with genuine fondness vs the one at Newcastle (ASM). I will never stop supporting Newcastle but I'm so passive whilst we are the way we are that I'm genuinely tempted to get my fill this year by watching Everton. I love football but Newcastle actively makes me not want to watch any of it whatsoever and it's been so many years that I legitimately feel like I'm falling out of touch.

You'd expect the players scores without Lascelles attempting to intercept... right?

I really hate that I support this club. Desperately, repetitively, relentlessly, mind numbingly anti-enjoyment shit. Match day suffix, right there.

Almiron is a shadow of the player we signed. He may have always had certain limitations but his biggest strength was the positivity with which he played with which appears to have been totally drained from him. He barely does anything of note these days.

I thought he looked like Rufus Sewell from the Man in the High Castle but that's a good shout.

You say "already" like it wasn't 11 years ago that he signed for us

His base position is surprisingly deep. Wonder if that's instruction or his style of play.

Almiron hasn't looked right for a while IMO. Playing within himself, his usual energy and enthusiasm seems gone. Can't say I blame him.

Ritchie cracks me up with his spiteful little boots

Bobby, maybe Ferguson and...?

Longstaff has an utterly rotten habit of blindly passing into the centre of the park.

Pathetic by Man City TBF, ruining a perfectly fun game.

Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

Counting how many passes we string together is hilarious

This has been entertaining TBF