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Superb!

Surely that leaves only Barcelona and Real Madrid then? Without the need to debate. I guess that's down to opinion. But they are certainly two .

I would have thought Thomas Muller would be able to find bigger and better clubs than Manchester United to ply his trade.

Tony Hibbert.

If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss.

His jokes just get cornea and cornea.

Tough for a Muslim chap during Ramadan. Maybe he's bulked up deliberately?

Unambitious cunt.

Wonder if Wijnaldum will be as close to the front pair when the season starts.

Sooner get Bob Carolgees in.

That is especially good as it's only one letter out from his real name

Former Everton favourite.

Howey Lewis and the News.

Epic uppa penguin.

That'll be favourites to sign for an Austin Allegro from Reg Vardy - new company car for Mclaren I'd have thought he'd have brought a better car to the job .

NYC bring on one of the Village People.

And he's still shite.

Ronald Zubar. So that's where he is.

He was as he was. Average. But once again, he had no competition for his place. He was the only right back in the squad. They could've gone down the wing back route and perhaps they should have. They had two world class centre backs plus a very good one in Keown to make a back 3. They could've then played Ashley Cole and Dyer as wing backs. Might've helped but Sven was far too rigid as a coach to change . English players are in the main to thick and unadaptable to play 3-5-2 given they'll have all played in a back 4 all their lives. And yet it's how we had such a good Italia 90 campaign.

Lesser everything than his brother tbh. Better cricketer. Yeah I remember thinking when he tripped Moldovan in the box in Euro 2000, that he would be able to unleash a few meaty cover drives somewhere in Cheshire on a Sunday afternoon now that England were out.

He was as he was. Average. But once again, he had no competition for his place. He was the only right back in the squad. They could've gone down the wing back route and perhaps they should have. They had two world class centre backs plus a very good one in Keown to make a back 3. They could've then played Ashley Cole and Dyer as wing backs. Might've helped but Sven was far too rigid as a coach to change .

Thought he was a pussy for moving his head out of the way for Sweeden's goal personally. He was, but with Gary Neville injured, who else was there? Luke Young had a go there, he was average at best. Phil Neville was well Phil Neville. We were bereft there like we were wide left.

Lesser everything than his brother tbh.

Obertan's girl is called Jen..... so when he greets her, he says, "Hello Jen."