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Hmmm... your point ? Why does it have to be black? It seemed a bit odd, tis all. why does the pig have to be pink ffs ? Cos pink piggies are more gay than the black ones of course Mads.

Hmmm... your point ? Why does it have to be black? It seemed a bit odd, tis all. Aint it obvious,black donkeys have larger appendages than the white ones.It aint University Challenge you know.

Wise designs his house on the Newcastle central defence by buying 5 Colocinni plants and one months supply of Steven Taylor fodder.

No, he never. As I remember it he pushed Arbeloa away from him (in the chest) when Arbeloa was getting in his face after kicking his standing leg from behind. If anything Arbeloa should have gone for violent conduct by the letter of the law. And anyone saying Cahill should have gone for dissent, that's nonsense when you consider Ashley Cole did exactly the same thing to Riley (yellow worthy challenge and then walking away) and wasn't sent off. I fully expected the ban to stand though. I can't remember the last player apart from John Terry that got a wrong decision overturned by our useless FA. If Terry wasn't the new England captain then his would have stood too. Ashley Cole should have walked also.Riley,who had been heavily and rightly criticised for his lenience then,was never going to let it happen again.2 wrongs do not make a right,and Cahill deserved to go for his petulant act,although Cahill is an excellent player,he clearly lacks a few olives.

Had he not had the worst line of communication ever seen since the British hearing aid telesales team,and not totally undermined one of the best managers our club has ever had to a guy who had absolutely diddly squat experience or qualifications to justify his position,or appoint a man who was a casino manager to such an important position to control the purse strings of one of the biggest clubs in Europe,then maybe he could be considered for the award of our best chairman/owner. Ashley's heart was in the right place but certainly not his brains.

He wasn't sent off for the tackle,which in my opinion,wasn't even a yellow,but for the petulant disrespect of the ref,which i might add was Everton's reaction every time Mike Riley gave a free kick against them.

Harsh Someone will twig on I actually bought that record, forgot what the A side was that went to number 1, something about chickens iirc. But the South African song was class, obviously makes no sense today but back then when apartide was still around it was very apt. It's in the loft at my mum's along with all my other vinyls from the 80's. That wud be "The Chicken Song"!Agreed the b-side is far better and funnier.

Pavs saying,"Look Steve,it wont hurt,this prostrate examination,i've got gloves on!"

Not without service you won't.

They're the team that if you say their name properly,you HAVE to think about Tony Adams!!

Is Gullit next!!!

CL spot by February!!!

Jawesome must have some wedge to live there tbh.

We have an owner who is a Spurs supporter,a coach who was employed by Spuds for about 300 years,and they havent beaten us for donkeys.Anybody think we'll do them Wednesday?I think we have little to no chance personally.

Did SBR sign Carl Cort believing him to be Jason Euell.

Do you not think we are going in the same direction of Leeds now?Especially as we are ATM a club with no leader either at the top or as manager.

If Ashley sacks Wise and his cohorts,reinstates Kevin Keegan,then the club will pick up on the pitch and make it viable to sell to any potential buyer.Surely it ain't rocket science.

He couldnt catch it to kick it,and once he did,he'd miss it!

Edgar btw is worse than Ramage at full back.

When i saw the headline,i thought he was fit and available for selection.

Nah,i reckon he was the subject of Our Tune with Simon Bates.

Check where Leeds are now?O Leary is partly responsible for their current predicament with his ridiculous transfer policy,along with Ridsdale.

Didn't the one on the right used to be in London's burning?Whereas the cunt on the left should be in London........................burning!!!

"Oyyy Barton you Scouse thief,give me back my big fat Cuban hand rolled before you have some fuckers eye out!"

Why? I mean, I hated Dennis Wise as a player as much as anyone, I was in the Leazes when we beat Chelsea, Cole scored 2 (Including a stunning left-foot drive past Kharine) and Wise got sent off and was up singing "He's a dwarf" with the best of them, but can someone PLEASE try to explain what he's done wrong here and why he deserves sacking? If you can stick to facts as well instead of guesswork then I'll be really impressed. Can I say I know for a fact that Wise has been the problem, yet I can't post how I know this, but believe me it is true. I believe you Tooj.The bloke has always been and always will be an obnoxious shit stirring cunt.