Incognito

Its carnival suff!!

What are the odds on Owen getting a hat-trick?

Mike Riley officiating very well!!Hope i haven't spoken too soon.

We'll have to go to 4-3-3

"Danny G"-class commentary

Surely you shouldnt be fishing on a Saturday afternoon!!

Sounds like a great goal!!Jonas back to form!!!!!!

We want a sackful today and we want Man Urinal to get one too!!

Though Allardyce and Reid at Bolton must be close!!Fuck i've usurped myself!!

Can anybody thik of a bigger pair of obnoxious cunts to play together,no doubt someone will usurp me though!

I cover all positions just by standing on the centre spot.

Who doesw Henry Lampard play for though?

Irrespective of his persona,Keane has done nothiong for them what Monkeys Heed didnt do,in fact he's done less iirc.

But we are lacking a pie salesman tbf!!

Fuck em-we can get something here!!

Thought Downing was heads above anyone else for MOTM.Its nice to see England have a gameplan-Capello is very good imho.

ermmm "since Redknapp's arrival". We've deserved every point we've won this season.Can Spuds say the same???

I think that is a great question.

He might have Derek Acorah type powers.

Are Madrid winning then?

That team was from the Bobby Robson era, a legendary manager who was sacked for his efforts and replaced by Souness. But if you look at it against say: Given, Beye, Taylor, Colo, Enrique, Duff, Butt, Barton, Guiterrez, Owen & Martins how many on here would pick the current team to win? I don't really understand what is your point? Robson built a very good side I agree. He was sacked by Freddie Shepherd after consistently finishing in Europe. Are you saying Freddie Shepherd took us backwards by sacking SBR and bringing in Souness? I think a blind man on a galloping horse could see that we've gone back since Sir Bobby.

Shola and Oba favourites in the Ray Allen and Lord Charles lookalike contest!

Hardly think so with Habib stood next to him.

What about when you sit by the guy who, in some cases for the whole game,keeps nudging you and says,"i can see them bastards,the opposition,scoring,"And if they do score you get the i fucking told ya didn't i comments.He/they do my swede right in.

Joey,you shouldnt go in that hard!