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But please don't.

League Cup Show at 23:20!

Following this by text is a nightmare!

Incorrect.

Why always me?

What kind of a question is that? You sick individual.

Definitely more exciting times to come, maybe after the big 3 games! Santon should bring something extra as well, then take us into January ready to buy the final pieces of the puzzle. [/horriblynaive]

Are we still talking about this shite?

Yep, he's a real Ryan Giggs. Uh oh...

Basically my feelings. So they beat Man Utd? Amazing, they've proven that if you spend hundreds of millions of pounds on world class players your team tends to get better.

I think he'll go on to be one of our best players, no doubt in my mind. We just haven't had to rush him in because the team has been doing so well. The issue of whether he can play RW, or whether Jonas can be switched over, I have no idea about though.

Totally, it's clearly a nonsense story.

Yes, it was humour. Poor humour, admittedly.

They're at Disney World posing for a photo man Yes, I was joking!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree.

Marveaux should play IMO, plenty of time until the next league game even if he is going to replace Obertan.

Fuck me, what a bunch of knobs! Vuckic's tshirt is a farce.

Well it is the Daily Mail. If racism is unacceptable they're fucked.

Calm down dear.

Fractured spine.

I'm confused, does Tiote have a normal human body?

Not as nice as the Emirates IMO, the end stand interrupts the flow of the design too much. Probably would have a better atmosphere though, obviously.

I almost wish we were fifth so people wouldn't be able to talk about the mythical "top four" position.

Blackburn should be resting players to focus on league survival really, in theory.