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What on Earth?!

Signing a big Norwegian is very in keeping with the 1990s revival.

Possible we see Longstaff as someone who might drop to the bench role, and/or we’re planning to only play 2 CMs in the future with someone more attacking in a number 10 role. Quite interesting anyway.

Yes Craig, there’s a chance. If they can’t get anyone else, nobody else will be signed.

On a related note, it’s mad that these elite teams and multimillion pound companies leave their business until the very end of the window. Absolutely ridiculous really.

I’m camping out at the Metrocentre.

I’ve warmed to Jonjo recently but let’s face it, he’s strictly a bottom half player. Admire him for putting in the work under Howe though. Hope he does well at Forest if he goes.

Think they’re trying to assemble the slowest possible XI. Partner him with Will Hughes from Palace.

Love this ‘Howe desperate not to lose the player’ angle, same with Wood. I’m sure Eddie doesn’t mind at all when players that are twice as good as the previous ones land in his lap. Dare to dream that we’re close to getting a midfielder?

Salah’s just a normal player now, which is hard to believe.

VAR is absolutely shit. Just waiting to see if they’re going to rule out amazing goals for nothing. Has to go.

Get it done now, guaranteed. More time to introduce him and no time for other clubs to sniff around. Like you say, the money is nowt.

Hope it wasn’t in cash, nobody accepts it now.

Didn’t realise Alexis Mac Allister was actually a Spanish speaker and really Argentinian. I assumed he was born and raised in Britain for some reason. Nice pre-match interview with him on ITV now.

Ritchie will be looking at a big step down the divisions as well, so possibly is in no rush to leave.

Would be pleased with this from my previous Dennis Wise scouting. Seems highly rated, worth a try.

He’s worryingly thin like, footballers are really tiny people.

Some rueing to be done on wearside. Missed loads of chances.

They’ve got some decent players, haven’t watched them for years.

Sunderland should probably be 3-0 up.

There was a scouser His name was Gordon With yellow hair-dye in his hair And some beef with Fabi Shär I give up.

Pugatch can barely be bothered to get dressed.

And he knows nothing about football since 1994.

Lee Dixon is horrific.

This game has been pony and trap.