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Massively unfair if Ham are able to get out of this by just sending him abroad. And terrible from the Brazilian authorities if they won't ban him too.

Encouraging how he speaks about the players like he knows them, and speaks about the manager like a really close colleague who shares a project.

Ah fair enough.

Thought he was a midfielder.

You silly sausage.

Is it known that he turned down Man Utd? Anyway he looks absolutely class. Of course the challenge is a little different than at Monaco but we also need to revamp our training ground, power up the academy and all that. Seems a top man.

How’s his gardening?

Almost like we are absolutely class.

The extremely bright lettuce maybe.

In what way?

£35m for a young Englishman who has done quite well in PL doesn't seem arguable at all to me. It's a bit expensive but hardly ridiculous.

Would his ban not stop him playing in Brazil then?

I think White actually looks quite good, very tidy and nice movement. Be interesting to see how far he goes.

It’s going to be really weird seeing that again, love it.

Palhinha is good but can't help thinking he's a bit limited for a top team to spend £50m on.

I didn’t know Mike Ashley was anyone’s role model.

That bit isn't in the article now, wonder if he asked for it to be edited.

Shame what happened to his career, looked unplayable for that short period.

Luke Edwards should be put in the stocks at Greys Monument.

I don’t see any reason why he won’t have a great season coming up.

The timing of his arrival and Rafa going was very unlucky. Bruce years were a write off but he’s been good overall. Love his little face as well, top lad.

The Scott Parker centre circle.

Could do all the trophies we've done like Arsenal... Intertoto, Sela Cup, the list goes on.

The badges would be cool.

Is that who is really at fault though? They can't pass rules on their own, can they?