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Holding should be on about four yellow cards.

Can I shock you? I like Anthony Gordon. Despite what I said earlier.

I’m a natural optimist obviously, but I’m quite interested to see how this turns out. Best possible environment for him to get up and running again. Fees are hard to judge always, I guess if he was playing well and Everton were flying he either wouldn’t be for sale, wouldn’t want to move or would cost £20m more.

I just find sports journos a very strange breed. Especially now they have to fill tweets as well as columns. Most seem to add nothing, just rewrite what others have read and try to claim some sort of expertise or status along the way. Pointless job.

I could literally write that without speaking to anyone at NUFC and there’s a good chance I would be correct. And if I’m not nobody cares anyway. Best job in the world.

As If Edwards knows anything about anything.

Only if you believe that every team and system has the same needs, every manager is a perfect judge of players and an XI is always made up of the objective best players who are the best ones to buy. It makes no sense. We had Schar who 'couldn't get in the team' for a year.

‘Can’t get in the team’ is such a nonsense statement, sorry.

He's getting a new dog.

Sell one of Jamie Reuben's suits.

You might want to have a little read of this thread

Or they've decided to appoint Dyche because they couldn't agree with Bielsa, so Gordon is off.

I'm not that bothered about transfers at all, basically only want to win 2 more games this season

I'm not even sure what bidding means though. Surely if you're actively talking to a club about buying a player from them, that's negotiating a deal.

Looks like the £5k Suzuki my Dad had in 1995.

Bit of a shame for Dyche if he's seen as the new Allardyce. Maybe clubs don't want him, but I'd have liked to have seen him go somewhere that wasn't in crisis.

Depends if they can afford not to sell someone I guess.

Did he even go on hunger strike? Doesn't have much fat to sustain him TBF.

This guy’s worse than Adam P.

He’ll be reet, our wholesome family vibe (combined with on-field ruthlessness) will suit him perfectly and enable him to harness both the yin and yang inherent within us all. Or something.

I've still missed the confirmation that he's refusing to train. Tried my best to find it.

Think you'll soon be made a free agent.

Pardon?

Scottish teams have amazing names.

That's just a reporter saying he hasn't been told.