AyeDubbleYoo

Yep, absolutely awful. Same with Gallagher, although I think he’s also class. If the club can’t be sold than Ashley has to invest in it. But of course he won’t.

Then again, is it likely he’ll perform as well and get as many goals as last time? It’s a big ask. My uneducated opinion is that he realised his job was to do absolutely anything it took to save Newcastle from relegation - run anywhere, play anywhere, just get goals. Pretty difficult brief second time around. But like you say, having him for a full season is probably better.

He seems fairly busy, no specific specialism but runs around forward and back. Have seen him make a fair few errors and lose the ball for Fulham, IIRC.

Well of course he is. Everyone is.

We’re in real relegation danger unless we get a superstar signing like Willock who carries the team on his own. Either that or Wilson stays fit all year and fires 15+ goals. Lemina in and Hayden out is basically net zero.

They're getting the Metro.

We better hope the promoted teams are really bad

It’s more like a compulsion TBH.

Would also make the season a lot more enjoyable.

Christ

Can't believe he's only 32.

Idiotic, but I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

Fucking disgrace.

I just don’t want it to start at all, I’d rather it didn’t.

Same, trying to work out how I can completely avoid NUFC. I’ll become one of those wankers who doesn’t really have a team but likes watching Man City sometimes.

Dust worselves down I guess.

Arsenal dropping £50m on White just shows what you need to do to compete really. Unless you have £50-100m a season you won’t really compete at the top level.

I’m not really gutted, I loved him but he’s gone. Even when he was here, it was just a sticking plaster over the Ashley disaster. It was never like we were a great club again, although we were sometimes able to pretend we were. Hope he absolutely bosses it and Bruce gets sacked after losing 5-0 at home to Everton.

I can see him going much lower than that. He can’t run.

Both in one sitting sometimes.

You shouldn’t be allowed to loan players from other PL clubs at all.

Well he’s never going to repeat the impact he had last time. Will still be an asset though.

BUY THE FUCKING KID. Jesus.

What an absolute waste of time it is.

I actually thought about doing that but I thought it was too far-fetched