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Spe-ar, he's better than Mum- rah, he's better than Drogba, on a par with Shearer Repeat

we really need a new striker now, hope Pardew pulls something out of the hat maybe he'll be knocking on Ashleys door to sign Dean Ashton.

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What about this Harper Simpson Willi Colo Jose Tiote Nolan Ireland Johnson Ben Arfa Carroll

Didnt win the title last season and they probably would have if theyd had him tbf.

tbf we are playing without our 2 best players, 3 if you count Ben Arfa.

New this would happen

It's because of his asking price. He wont go until summer. How much they wanting? £10m. That seems fair to me.

It's because of his asking price. He wont go until summer. How much they wanting?

I'd rather the other one. Fidel?

I would think this means we've done a deal for someone and we are just waiting for medical or something.

18M is crazy money

FUCK OFF SMITH

Why is he injured?

8 million my arse,

Really

Was it a straight red?

Yeah but I'd rather Newcastle had a game on a weekend than not, otherwise I dont know what to do with myself.

Lovely, he's great don't get me wrong but I can't see him scoring a hatick.

Media are gonna have red raw hands by the time this finishes.

Thought Krul was left footed.

Strange side. Would have though Ranger might have got a game, Pardew must hate him.

For Dalglish to beat parky does he have to ensure parky gets sacked from his job?

Tell Andy Carroll that Carroll still misses some sitters. Yeah because he's 21, Shearer missed sitters. You've just contradicted your own point. Was Shearer not 21 once? What are you going on about? Well Weezertron claimed we can't train finishing, I said Carroll would disagree with that. You said Carroll misses sitters and I said he was only 21 and I said Shearer also missed sitters (he was not trained to finish by us). Then you claimed I contradicted myself so I said was shearer was 21 once. Simple.

Tell Andy Carroll that Carroll still misses some sitters. Yeah because he's 21, Shearer missed sitters. You've just contradicted your own point. Was Shearer not 21 once?