Carlito

I always had a feeling Emre would end up here one day. As for today I'd probably say Peter Crouch. Not sure why but I've always pictured him coming here some day, probably when he's past it like most of them do.

I'll take one for the team and do it. I just won the prem with Chelsea on Footy Manager so I can assure everybody when I say that I know what I'm doing I would prefer the mornings off though tbh, as I love a good luy in after a night on the piss. </Pattison>

That did indeed look a nasty one.

I got Newcastle relegated on 2007 (Kieran Dyer scored the goal that sent me down) and I had to sell Shay Given to Sunderland. You CAN'T get worse than that

Bravery 1.

Upon reading the title, my brain actually forced the word "Ewww" out of my head

Funny how we still got into the Champions League, ey? Not as if Souness didn't have the funds to improve them. No, what he did was use the funds to f*** up the defense even more! Complete non-argument. I honestly have no idea how anyone can be in this idiots corner. Ever. Souness did f*** up. But selling Woodgate out from underneath SBR without giving him the opportunity to buy a replacement f***ed up that season. The club was s*** without Woodgate the previous season. And they were s*** without him. Boumsong and even Babayaro were *improvements* over what he had. Bernard was obviously not the same player. (They were still s***). Boumsong had a lot admirers on these boards that first half season-- some even calling him captain material ifrcc. Not in Souness's corner at all. He wasted the funds he was given. He dismantled the club and f***ed up it all up so badly he made Roeder look good. That said, I never thought for a moment that we might actually get relegated. Selling Woodgate wouldn't have made an ounce of difference to Sir. Bobby as he was entering his final season. It was really good business because once he left us, it took him about a year to get back on the pitch if I remember correctly. I'd take £13m for that every single time.

Fucking load of Hullshit. We are cack

crap

Wigan are flying man

...Carroll! :colo:

Get in Owen lad! Never realised we've scored in every home game this season. Quite a good record considering the state we're in like.

:lol: Rafa banging his fist on the desk

Bloody hell

"We're in the industrial food mixer" does have a bit of a ring to it tbh

Nice early birthday present for me knowing Butt won't be playing like

Top half prem team away.

Looks too much like our last top, minus the ugly gold sponsor.

I love that. Similar to something I was gonna make. I'd love to see us have royal blue for the away kit as well like.

Unfortunately not. Massive pages mean massive load on the server. Well thats ruined the experience for me then

He looks like he's just got back from an orgy.

Like quite a few people on here who read what they wanted to read. our demise of the last 18 months and current shambles isn't a figment of anyones imagination, other than those who refuse to admit it. Weve been going backwards ever since we lost to Partizan Belgrade. We were on par with Liverpool back then, they sacked their manager at the right time and appointed a good manager. We should have moved Bobby upstairs after finishing 5th, we would have been able to get a world class replacement at the time and move forward again. However, the fat c*** in charge of the club at the time waited until a stupid time to sack him, appointed a shocking replacement which made us a laughing stock. Since that day we struggle to be taken seriously as a football club. Ashley has come in and things go from terrible, to utter f***ing terrible. 6th biggest turnover, 50000 seat stadium, loyal fans, huge wage bill, however totally shocking management by Shepherd and now Ashley has destroyed any potential we ever had of making it back to challenging at the top like we were 6 or 7 years ago. Our reputation as a football club is a joke and we're a laughing stock . Even if we had money to spend, players and managers would think twice before ever coming here now. this always makes me smile. Only in people's heads. Nobody laughs at anybody but us ? Thats what I call a laugh. We have only been going backwards since we stopped trying to show the ambition to be a top club. By your criteria, Arsenal have also "gone backwards" since they were undefeated Champions ....... I don't know what gets into some people, who seem to think nobody else appoints a poor manager,and every season you should be moving up the league. Incredible. We are NOW going backwards, back to 3rd rate levels, and thats because we are behaving like a 2nd rate club, not a club trying to compete with the others of the biggest stature. TBF Arsenal fans think they have...... Exactly. How can you say they haven't gone backwards when they completely dismantled that team and have won 1 trophy in 4 years or something since then?

Ashley is a fucking snake if you ask me. It was clear as day that he'd wait til it cooled off before he tried to worm his way back into the fold and hope we'd forget everything. We can say Keegan left for himself and all that which in a way is right, but bottom line on all of this is that the problem still stems from Ashley's stubbornness and could have still been resolved before it reached the point of KK leaving but instead they went on like total childish prats. Given leaving us will be the beginning of the end with our current state and it's all thanks to the fat cunt ruining our season before it even kicked off. Fucking bollocks to all of it man.

Well, it's devastating news for us but I don't begrudge Shay one bit. He deserves to be winning major honors and he's been incredibley loyal to us, but I'm just gutted that he won't be winning things with us I hate this season so much.