Carlito

We've given Scholes way too much space as we always do, he's taking the piss.

Aye. There's been a few instances where they've clearly hacked away at our lot and we've got absolutely nothing. Typical nobend ref at Man Utd syndrome.

That defending was utterly terrible man. FFS

SSN mentioned anything yet? Fucking hell, the Premiership has missed us

Chuffed with this signing and it's one I've wanted to see for ages now. Great player with bags of experience to help our lot along.

Could you imagine how good that commentary would be?

Class tune. Reminds me of my old Commodore 64

"Bramble has signed a three-year deal at the Stadium of Light after passing a medical." http://img.skysports.com/10/07/218x298/bramcrop_2478198.jpg "Did I fuck! Oh, I did? Oh..."

Bramble http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11695_6275635,00.html

I'm gonna say no. I disagree with the squad that was picked though as we could have used another natural winger, or at least play one on the left so we're not left limited when it counts. Also Heskey did not deserve to be there in the slightest over Darren Bent. This world cup has been extremely painful to watch but I think he should be given the chance to manage us in the Euros and see if he can get it right. If not, then he should go.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01509/shay-given_1509833c.jpg http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/marioluigipeachebnemies.jpg

It's not so much that he left us that I hate, but rather the way in which he left and maybe the timing of it.

Adidas are also guilty of some pretty dodgy efforts in their time with us... http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-GK-95-D.jpg http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-95-Train-Black.gif http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-96-GK-Orange.gif http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-96-Away-USE.jpg http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-97-Away.jpg http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-97-GK-Orange.gif http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-97-GK-Purple-Horse.jpg http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Newcastle-98-Away-LS.jpg Only in my opinion, of course. Those 95 and 96 GK tops I like the colours they've chosen for our change kits but not too keen on the design tbh. A bit too plain for my liking.

FYP All food and no exercise make me a full boy

Mark Viduka or Kluivert probably. Fat and lazy but good technique and vision.

http://u.goal.com/30400/30438_news.jpg http://blogs.sourcebmx.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gunnell.jpg

Nothing for us to worry about then

Ballack

Danny Murphy looked like he wanted to go up and kill the lot of them.