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He has caused every defence, including ours, he has played against problems. A bit like Heskey but better in my opinion. When does Heskey ever create problems for defences? When he plays for England apparently. If you watched us week in, week you. you'd find that hard to believe. He's normally nowhere near the opposition defence, for a start, he's laying the ball off just past the halfway line. Or falling over.

He has caused every defence, including ours, he has played against problems. A bit like Heskey but better in my opinion. When does Heskey ever create problems for defences?

I love James Collins. Him and Dunne 10m the pair. What an uncharacteristically good piece of business that was by Martin.

There's a poll on the Guardian site http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/poll/2010/feb/11/left-back-england-world-cup One of the options appears to be James Milner. WTF?

That documentary on the Cosmos is class btw. Definitely worth a watch. Yeah, it brought back a lot of memories. Things I had forgotten. I was a little kid in the late 70s and the film is a useful reminder to those who were not around at the time (either too young or in Europe) what a huge star Georgio Chinaglia was. As a kid, I didn't know Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Best or Alberto or any of the other stars that had come to retire on a big fat paycheck from a hole in the ground. Chinaglia was the player that we all emulated on the playground. Sure, the US media was a 24-hour Pele circus, but on the playground Chinaglia was king. Really. "Once In A Lifetime" - yes, seek it out. Great documentary, and Chinaglia comes across as an absolute penis in it. The man had an ego the size of a house. A really big house.

Warnock has been absolutely superb for us this season. If he doesn't go to South Africa, I'm tupping Wayne Bridge's Mrs up the wrong 'un whilst i write this.

Very similar to that of Milner at Blackburn last month.

No it isnt. Talks have broken down about settling out of court thats all. It is worse than that. They've not filed for administration, they can do, but if the winding up petition gets heard before the administration petition does, they're fucked. They need to provide proof of funding, or at least very strong hope, to have any chance of getting an administration application through, lest of all on the same day as a winding up petition (which is very, very rare) Portsmouth are very, very close to ceasing to exist. I understand why people think it won't happen / the parties will see sense / compromise will prevail, but football clubs are just businesses, average sized ones, and businesses the size of Portsmouth FC go under every day. HMRC have no special case of benevolence to football clubs, and nobody in the football community is going to step in and save them. If anything good can come of this, it will be that the game finally gets a fucking gigantic wake-up call and realises that things can not go on like this.

That post is a bit like saying you've exchanged texts and emails with Angelina Jolie, then met up for a coffee, and tonight you've just been for dinner with her, and she's whispered in your ear as you were leaving that next time she sees you, she wants to clamber atop you, however, you're also thinking of tupping Sonia from Eastenders in the meantime.

If Portsmouth's results are scratched, then it is a stroke of luck for those lucky fucking redscousers. Quelle surprise. That's the first rule of football. Whatever happens, Liverpool are fucking lucky.

City have not beaten a half decent side for ages. Man City have beaten: Portsmouth, Blackburn, Wolves, Stoke, Sunderland, Chelsea, West Ham, Fulham, Arsenal, Portsmouth, Wolves, Blackburn. Spurs have beaten: Fulham, West Ham, Blackburn, City, Everton, Portsmouth, Burnley, Birmingham, West Ham, Liverpool. We've beaten: Fulham, Stoke, Man United, Hull, Bolton, Chelsea, Portsmouth, Birmingham, Fulham, Liverpool We do demonstrably better against the Sky Four sides and the teams we are competing with for a place in the top four, but then we massively underperform against the weaker teams. The whole league is full of inconsistency, and Liverpool will take fourth place, with depressing predictability.

Shit game tonight. Two teams who really don't look good enough to bother the top four. Watch Liverpool take fourth.

Paul McGrath my lord. Paul Mcgrath....... It's your round, my Lord, it's your round. McGrath is the most naturally talented footballer I've ever seen play with any regularity (nb - I use the term naturally talented for a reason). He was just awesome Search youtube for paul mcgrath italy for an example. That's the best defensive performance I've ever seen.

I can't help think that with us facing Palace and not Wolves - which would have the 'derby' factor, well, at least for them - we've got an awfully good chance of getting at least to the final this year. I can also see Stoke sticking it up Man City and Spurs coming unstuck tomorrow.

Walcott should have as much chance of going to the World Cup as Dean Windass.

What was the question again?

I don't really follow all this bullshit about 'he's a role model for kids' - what fucking nonsense. Any parent setting up John Shitting Terry (or pretty much any other footballer, for that matter, with the exception of James Milner who drinks only milk, just runs all the time and looks like he's from the 1940s) as a role model wants their head looking at. The difference is, though, if he'd been caught tupping the neighbour's Mrs, it would be one thing, but he wasn't, he was caught tupping the Mrs of an England team mate. Now, fortunately, it was only Wayne Bridge, and if he goes through with his promise not to go to South Africa, our chances of success will be improved, not worsened, but what if it had been Wayne Rooney and he had reacted the same way (although, clearly, the fragrant Colleen only has eyes for Wayne)? That's the really poor bit that doesn't befit an England captain. Shag around, knob the neighbour's wife, knob the neighbour, or knob the postman's wife, to your heart's content and it is one thing. Fucking an England team mate's Mrs is a totally different kettle of fish. Strip him of the captaincy and leave him at home. He's not even that good. In fact, while we're at it, the notion of England winning the world cup is already rendered borderline unbearable by the thought of utter, uttter cunts like 'JT', "Stevie G' and Ashley Cole giving it large as a result. What a dislikeable bunch of cuntbubbles. I'm supporting Germany, me.

Surely not even the mackems are that stupid to sign 2 RB's in one night, are they? 3...in for beye aswell. Beye deal not happening, apparently.

Atletico are the Spurs of La Liga imo. Supported them for around 3 years now but this season i'm starting not to care so much What are your feelings on Atletico?

He's absolutely on fire recently. What a great player.

Ruud Gullit is such a terrible pundit. He makes Jamie 'they woz brilliant' Redknapp look like Brian Glanville.

It is pretty staggering that Arsenal can't find a better goalkeeper than Almunia. Or Lehman before him, for that matter.

Why does O'Neill care what Wenger's opinion of Villa is? Because he was spouting it off to the press. I'm not surprised he reacted like he did. He said what a vast, vast number of people think about Wenger in any case.

Clichy isn't having the best of weeks. Young made him look an absolute mug on Wednesday.

Why don't you hit a long ball, Wenger, you self-important, myopic cunt?