Danh1

Justin Kluivert has scored a hat trick of pens. Crazy.

Bad result or two and the Sean Longstaff propaganda machine (the north east press) will be targeting him.

Replaced by Longstaff in the next 6 minutes.

Don’t trust us against the unwashed this season. Jarra Blind School or their equivalent at home please

The Sunlun manager cycle about to hit point 5? 1. New manager comes in and they’re dubious (usually because they appoint shit managers) 2. Good start and he’s class 3. Good start continues and they’ve got a nickname for him (see Party with Marty, on the Piss with Le Bris etc etc) 4. Good start is now a class start. The manager is better than *insert current Newcastle United manager* 5. Bad run. Get the cunt out 6. Sacked - good riddance 7. 3 years later - bring them back

Not really. Their biggest game of the weekend is tomorrow in South London.

Lovely result in Sheffield. Be delighted if Woke Martin’s boys could grab a winner.

Sheffield United are absolutely shocking. Thought they’d have beat the Mackems tonight but there’s only one team winning this.

That Villa goal disallowed was soft as fuck, but I’m happy. VAR is dire.

True story - I once played up front with him in the Newcastle Business League. Didn’t want him at NUFC then and don’t now. EDIT: MT this is not Kurt Leyland.

Long as they dont play a low block we’ll be sound

Be a load of shite. Would be an absolute disgraceful signing.

West Brom are fucking shocking. Sunderland not much better. Mackems score and it’s game over.

Should’ve been given a hiding.

Never seen it back so unsure re the first. But the second I thought he should have done better. There was a moment second half where he had loads of time and could have just took the ball back into his box and he decided to kick it off the linesman. Would be looking to upgrade, despite how good he’s been for us

Wonder if kicking towards the Gallowgate first half is some weird tactic? I refuse to believe we’ve lost every single coin toss.

Well done wor flags, top class that. The Leazes display was incredible, think it looks class seeing the flags being waved by everyone in a full stand.

Out gamesmanship is well in the past pretty much. We are a soft touch nowadays. Howe got criticised in the press, clearly didn’t like it and we ditched it. Conceded a load of late goals too. Klopp and co’s comments worked a treat.

That second half was a disgrace. First half we were unlucky, some nice stuff played at times Game could still be going on and we wouldn’t have scored. Jacob Murphy being a progressional footballer is astounding, let alone part of the “leadership group” (which seems to have more members than this forum at this point)

They’ve got two massive home games this week. Will know more about how things will pan out for them by 10pm Friday. Not comparing them Sunderland’s season is still young in comparison, but how big were them two away games under Benitez at Brighton and Hudds? Won them both as well. That never happens to us.

Apparently that’s only some of it too, looking forward to seeing what else there is

Works every time, despite Carragher begging for it not to be given.

Be overturned this.

Wokeball failing yet again.

Cannot think of any football stadium built post 2000 that have any character. Also cannot think of one club that have improved dramatically on the back of moving to a new stadium. Would give you Brighton actually, but they were playing at an athletics stadium prior to that characterless monstrosity they have now.