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Oh s***, I've just realized. Primarily a center midfielder, but can play in other places too. Based in the continent Not with a team that's playing for anything significant right now. Would cost money Big deal in his home country ...It's Honda Keisuke http://www.bestmemes.com/pix/64042611.jpg

Do you burst into flames if you cum for three hours?

Therefore not a known name? I don't know why but I looked at that quote and I just thought for a moment "holy shit, he's Korean"

Not worthy of a thread. In fact, not worthy of a thought, even.

Are you suggesting that Crumpy has to reply to existing thread like the rest of us common folk?

Buck up your ideas man, you can do better than this

The best comeback you could come up with was accusing me of having a life?

Their net spend for the past 4 years is something like uh... 0 isn't it? Define net spend. I think I'd have to give you the long version with difficult concepts like adding and subtracting.

Their net spend for the past 4 years is something like uh... 0 isn't it?

Even if we spend 50m per annum, we won't be in a position to offer him the chance to show himself off in the Champions League before Euro 2012 or even WC 2014. He's progressed faster than the club and we can't keep up. Simples.

If he's really set on leaving this summer, could we get him to sign a new contract with a minimum fee release clause for the sole purpose of jacking up the fee? Is that what we've already done with Tiote?

Maybe we're bringing him back to replace Enrique at LB

I think we'll spend quite a bit in the summer, but just enough so that it's still ambiguous whether the "Carroll money" was spent or not so people can continue to have their pointless circular arguments on the topic.

Park Chu-Young "definitely" leaving Monaco in the summer regardless of whether they're relegated or not. There's apparently concrete interest from Juventus. Would love it if we could somehow get him.

He's progressed faster than the club and we can't realistically keep up with his ambitions so I guess it's time to part ways on amicable terms. He's given us a few seasons of fine service and you can't begrudge him a move if one of the big clubs really are interested. Just don't go to Liverpool

homegrown striking ace http://www.balljersey.com/product_images/uploaded_images/newcastle-home-2010-2011-football-shirts-jerseys-kits-ameobi-23.jpg http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/140/376852-michael_jordan_jersey_large.jpg

He's only got a year left? Price really shouldn't be that high regardless of whether they stay up or not then.

Our summer activity prediction thread will probably have better accuracy than most of the rags.

What, cheap signings that are brilliant? It's basically like saying "I'd prefer to shag beautiful lasses with amazing bodies. And lots of them."

I think it's a motivational issue. His heart's still with Arsenal, we're just his last payday. I'm just thankful our failures cost 2m instead of 20m now.

We've had a ridiculous amount of dumb luck since relegation last year. Ashley failed to re-sign Shearer, turns out that Hughton guy was actually the right man for the job. Ashley fails to make significant signings in the summer, turns out "this group of lads" were actually awesome. Ashley sacks Hughton, turns out that Pardew guy who we all thought would fail miserably wasn't too bad after all. By all indications he's been engaging in his usual idiocy, it's just that things have turned out okay for us somehow. Selling Carroll only starts to qualify as a good decision if the money is aggressively re-invested this summer.

He has a cheaper car than I'd expect for a footballer

Mammy and Daddy Ameobi must be proud as f***. Fair play to them. Mammy-obi and Daddy-obi

Dude, how many on here aren't going to hell anyway? Might as well just enjoy the ride now. Fair point We're already there imo. We were all ManU supporting glory hunters from Thailand in a past life and supporting Newcastle is our punishment.

My biggest worry right now is that he had a very good first season in the Premiership with West Ham and it all went downhill from there.