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Barton banned for West Ham

Taylor Assassination attempt part 2

BESSSSSSSSST

Shola Ameobi's first touch is the second most incomprehensible thing on Earth after women.

Lovenkrands going for the reverse-perfect hat trick. Miss a sitter with your left foot, your right foot, and your head.

My heart doesn't even beat when Jonas is one on one with the keeper

The abject shitness of both defenses has made this pretty decent to watch so far

Come on Peter how many fucking chances do you need

Again, more insanity from Taylor. What is wrong with him.

Steven Taylor is fucking shit. Unacceptable defending from that set piece.

Hopefully it will be over by end of the month. It's sad because we know how good he can be when he's bothered.

Jonas has looked distinctly not bothered since the Hughton sacking imo. He doesn't run with the ball at all anymore. Don't think his Toon career is going to last beyond this season.

Korean commentator just compared Barton to Fabregas I've heard him compared once to Beckham, once to Fabregas this season. I'll take Xavi next please.

That was unbelievably bad from Lovenkrands parody of himself.

Chocolate. Aye, but like 3 year old chocolate. When its started to go white and fluffy Ambiguous brown stuff. You don't know if its chocolate or shit until you actually taste it.

Criminal that we don't have a Shola smiley yet, by the way.

SHOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was right, Shola is having one of his "See, I'm good once in a while! Start me every match again!" games

Shola winning a LOT of headers, but my God what's Lovenkrands doing there

Gomes and Cleverly starting a fucking diving competition

All I can think of is "Shit, Ryan Taylor.... Oh, wait.."

Every match we're starting to learn more and more why Tiote plays for us and not Real Madrid.

Taylor you massive, massive bellend

Can I be the first to say "Krul wouldn't have saved that?"

Only been three minutes but man, Wigan look poor.