Mike

We are 18 months away from the hardest Youtube edit the world has ever seen.

Jammy Manc twats. Fuck's sake. Flush already you fucking turd.

Allegedly.

Looked shit hot then too. Was deffo gonna feature this season.

Fecks sake. Watching SSN now like today matters.

God damn the abuse is going to be delicious.

Feel nailed on to get Wrexham.

I didn't think we'd do a lot, but I thought maybe we'd do a little.

So is it ok to kinda worry a little bit now?

I can't believe this hasn't been an utter waste of time

GETIN

Would love a late Luton heartbreaker here.

I've completely missed that Krul is at Luton.

Would unquestionably be a foul on the other side.

Gonna need to see/hear this poem.

Alonso already ruled himself out?

Get in. Fuck off. @Alan Pardew got your CV ready King?

Fucking hell,

I think it will always be this, for me. I feel like I think about it daily. Would absolutely love to find the one that was knocking about in 2005, when I was just getting into the sport, had Ronaldinho, Okocha, Henry et al. Would be dead nostalgic to watch it now.

Gloomy about this, like.

Need to have a deeks at his Bet365 login.

So what's the craic, are we blowing it up?

WHAT the fuck?!