Mike

Are we getting bolognese now?

It's insane how often I think about this.

MUTV is deplorable listening. Feels like Fox News.

300 million later still shithousing goals.

Love the idea of this snide cunt throwing a strop because he's stuck here in a world cup year. Too bad so sad put the ball in the fucking net you prick.

It was never going to be @Flip. He's not even my favorite Brazilian. Welcome back!

*hides effigy*

You're my favorite Swede again, Sverige.

The precedent is all that matters at this point.

Get the 150, then set his potential to 1.

Did you shit on the stove?

Needs more time in the oven.

On the wine in the bushes outside the ground.

@Sempiternal

Dear @Froggy Love, Mike.

Who in the feck is this all of a sudden.

He's got a camp?

We're playing all the hits this summer. We've signed no one, we're skint, the club is being run like shit. The band's back together, my guy.

Listen, I gotta do the America thing for Africa too.

That motherfucker looks younger than Luke. Nah, y'all own this now.

Luke Littler out there looking like Benjamin Button and the Africans catching strays? Fuck outta here.

No one speaks Swedish.

Just need James to make a thread and then we wait.

Again, I feel like we're not using the board correctly. We could just make shit up and maybe it'll happen.