Mike

95 percent of the people working in football hate football.

Wew, auf wiedersehn fraulein.

You can see everyone getting the memo and playing the ball to his feet, he was getting Rat plays for a while but now he's getting that ball in his strong spots. Terrifying.

He didn't put a single foot wrong, made the right call with every dribble and flick he is immeasurable.

You dumb motherfuckers you really let us sign this fucking guy.

No Sandro?

Joe needs a rest, Burn needs a rest, If that means Trips and Krafth so be it. Murphy has to start, Gordon will start because he has CL form but I'm fucking watching him.

Yates at Anfield.

Man, can you imagine how mad we would be if we were getting these performances from him after that fucking Summer?

I will tear you to pieces like fufu.

I'm optimistic that it's either a blip in form or he's coachable enough to be worthy of the price tag but he's played two of the worst games I've seen a winger play for us and we've had absolute fucking donkeys over the last 20 years.

I'm reacting to the understanding that the EPL has less diving than the Bundesliga.

I'm more worried about this than I care to admit.

God, I don't ask you for much...

He walked away like Barry Sanders the nerve on this lanky motherfucker that was a Wednesday for him how the fuck am I supposed to be ok with this.

Have just watched the goal an additional 100 times. He meant every fucking second of that who the fuck does he think he is.

Feels like I can't even properly enjoy it man.

Grateful they don't know about Iraola.

Feeling pretty chill tbh.

I will cut your face and fuck the wound.

For those who think he's not the guy, who is the guy?

Got it wrong today, but worked to correct it asap.

I point blank refuse to live in a world where @Froggy was right. Absolutely not.