Willow

this is cracking me up for some reason http://i.imgur.com/a51KGHB.png

would you say he's the thickest person to have ever played for nufc?

"He has a voice for braille"

It's just mad to think he's only 23 too, he's been a great buy so far, just hope we can strengthen to take the weight off him a little. Finishing in the top 10 would be an immense target for us and pretty realistic, as for top 6, errrrrm nope.

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They're definitely going to have to pull some magic fucking rabbit out of the hat soon or we'll be utterly fucked. If we don't strenthen, I can see a couple of our top players heading out at the end of the window..

I'm sure it'll go through but christ, this window has been depressing so far. Everyone just needs a huge kick up the arse and a slap in the chops

we need all 3..

http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mike-ashley.jpg

that picture is utterly amazing

lets create an online petition

In recent times, which newcastle transfer window would you say was the most frustrating?

How's the pre-season going so far guys?

Now he hasn't been linked but I always liked Evertons Jelavic, and for £5m I think he'd be a solid forward option..

christ almighty, he's like the polar opposite of yocabs https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Mick+Harford&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&gws_rd=cr&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=plzsUZSkB7KQ7AaQyoHgDg&biw=1920&bih=952&sei=rFzsUeDIN-mu7Aay_YCoAg#imgdii=_

we're like a pub football club these days

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To be honest, they needed a huge revamp so fair play to them, as always time will tell whether they produce the goods....but at least they're going for it. Hopefully we'll have a late flurry although the way things are going lately, I won't hold my breath.

eugh, enough about Best ffs

Lots of pics here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94325.25.html you can see faye in a couple of them, looks like perfect training conditions albeit super hot

SIGN SOMEONE YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!!

Hard Times and Great Expectations aren't too far from this club tbh. We can only hope with Shola and Williamson for A Sale of Two Shitties. http://i.imgur.com/D8NCLyf.gif