Willow

i'd personally rate faye in about the £4-6m bracket myself, i'm sad to see him leaving tbh, he'd have been a rock with colo i'd imagine. as people have said; if its family/personal reasons then fair enough but if its for somethin like money then he has zero ambition and a tiny brain..........but i doubt its that. hope he stays, if poss

thank fuck! now time to get faye to stay, owen to sign, a high quality creative midfielder in and maybe 2 others....(young striker and a LB)

i just roffled and woke up my gf after reading that

a complete and utter lie. i was there, watched the entire thing and there was only a slight groan, in jest i might add, when smith hit the post. people sarcastically cheered when he scored another. other than that, nothing at all. daily mail fucking liars.

I took a few pics but nowt great as i wasn't too close to the team. rain got steadily harder but it wasn't cold at all. Was a nice morning, started by 2 lads doing football tricks to the training session and a mini game. ended with shooting practice, kk getting involved but not scoring although had some quality strikes, heh. was a funny sigh and giggle as smith scored. thought duff, guthrie and jonas looked very sharp and all scored some class goals. only people i didn't see were shola and of course colo, which i wasn't expecting tbh, everyone else was present. all in all a good day with a few laughs provided by the bezmeister! plus lots of SEXY KIDS! oops

right, off to check it out now........

So did David Rozenhal! Is this forum on a rerun? Every summer is a rerun with NUFC. First there are no or very few signings and some people start to get nervous. The "sensible" posters then laugh at those people and talk about how much time it is left etc. Time goes and we miss most of our targets and hear lots of stuff about why this happened etc. Roeder being the master of that. We get some players in and in the end you always feel underwhelmed and that we are not ready for the new season. hah, sounds about right

will do, i plan to get there around 10am, although my phone camera is only 2mp, i'll try my best... i'm guessing if they had had this on a sunday there'd be tons more coming, all my mates are at work and so if i do go i'll have to go on my lonesome oh well, I'll stay as long as I can.............at least until the berbatov and arshavin signings are revealed

How many players you got so far this window now and how much spent?

fuck, my gf can't go. will i look a right tool if i go on my own.......

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whos this "nicko" blokey anyway?

obligatory: "stranger things have happened...." post

Didier Drogba Steven Gerrard Jenns Lehmann Frank Lampard Ashley Cole All pure 100% cunts. end of.

eurgh, if arshavin becomes a spud then I'd be pretty pissed off. Spending so much on their midfield alone: 20m modric, 15m bentley, 18m+ arshavin and we've spent about 2m on guthrie. where did all their money come from anyway?

messi was in greggs earlier, had pasty crumbs all over his mouth, filthy lad

Hmm I dunno like, was gonna have a chat with them about our chances for the title this year and how shearer should be manager....

Seriously, have you not read about the large heaters they're installing for winter time? they rotate to warm the crowd before the players get onto the pitch. Heres a photo from the official site if you don't believe me... http://i34.tinypic.com/55kys4.png

Its been planned for a while now, it was successful last year so they're doing it again now. I hope its a regular event as it gets people interested in the club, the players and the city. Free is the best price of them all too tbh I have no idea about if it can be rained off. Surely they'd train through the rain, just as they would any other training session...?

Yep, I'm gonna ask the gf if she fancies it, but even if she doesn't I'm dragging her along anyway edit: .com say that "Various claims are circulating that Fabricio Coloccini will be officially unveiled as a Newcastle player - and could also be joined by one or two other new signings at SJP." ooh la la

http://www.andycorriganphotography.co.uk/assets/images/db_images/db_NQ58-St_james_park1.jpg http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1359084,00.html St James' will open at 9.30am and supporters are asked to come along early to the Sir John Hall Stand to take their seats. The East Stand will also be open to official club members. Please note: juveniles must be accompanied by a responsible adult. (kev) At 10am, renowned football freestylers Jeremy Lynch and Britain's Got Talent finalist Billy Wingrove will also take to the pitch to show off their range of dazzling football skills. Then it's the turn of Kevin Keegan and his players to emerge just before 10.30am for a training session that will last until midday. The last time United held an open day, in 2006, over 12,000 fans came along to enjoy the day. After training John Beresford will head for Shearer's Bar where he will take part in a question and answer session that begins at 12.30pm. Various claims are circulating that Fabricio Coloccini will be officially unveiled as a Newcastle player - and could also be joined by one or two other new signings at SJP. Anyone here coming to check it out? I shall be there...

Haha, I'm actually in total agreement. Time and time again have we seen this "oh i'll keep trying, i think i'll be ok trying my best whilst earning 30k a week, all i wanna do is play football" - no fucking shit, you're a footballer (or so we've been told) Times up shola, no more sitting on your arse, trying your best to make it seem like you've got a tough job. Fuck off to a new club and stop wasting our time and money.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/4984/dreadszi9.png http://blogs.sltrib.com/tv/uploaded_images/Whoopi-744520.jpg case closed

Valencia are 1-0 up. Coloccini here but not playing. thanks melan i guess they're one of the top spanish sides so not so bad i guess