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They’d have zero issues. Zero. Maybe they’ll sell 1k less cars in the NE over two years or something. Maybe.

Was released on deadline day IIRC.

Wish it was dissing thomas though.

Dave, man. Have a word

Nah. They were a proper stink in the PL for years before they went down. Couldn't be arsed with yet another London club in the PL either. Fulham is one of the few kinda charming clubs left in England (in the top three divisions, at least). Not a very important team, but I really like the Cottage. Would rather have them in the Prem than the likes of West Brom, Watford and Burnley.

What’s utterly depressing however is that an unproven Norwegian striker goes for more than our transfer record whilst we haggle over loan fees

It’s £14m up front with an extra £4.2m if they avoid relegation. Danish league all but confirmed it saying the old transfer recoed had been «more than doubled» and the past transfer record was £9m for some guy that went to the Bundesliga.

Looks like they have plans for him to lead the line giving him #9. At £18.2 million it’d be silly to expect him not to be first choice, but these prices are all fucked up. They bought him for £300k six months ago, a six month fucking £17.9 million profit

Make that £15m Nope, turns out it's £18.2 million

Was struggling to translate the English to English. Thanks

Debuchy off to Saint-Etienne.

Who wouldn't look shit in their team, though?

My goodness How was your coma buddy? I too wonder who his coma buddy was.

:lol: Perfect usage.

He's from Birmingham you spaff magnet.

Was looking at SI's Deadline Day coverage, this is one of their headlines: "NEWCASTLE MIGHT DO A SIGNING - CAN PIGS FLY NOW?"

Because Colback is s***. That never stopped Pardew and his sidekick Carver from picking him all the time. They even wanted 11 of the bastards on the pitch. Off to Forest anyhow.

Because Colback is shit.

I wish I managed to get you in time, that was a spectacularly failed wind-up attempt I like the reactions over here in our press tbh: "These sums being bandied about... it sounds like the English clubs are using Monopoly money."

Almost got you before the edit

Make that £15m

How many loan players can we have? 2 from the PL. More from outside.

I’d rather stick with Joselu.

He any good? Saw his wiki this morning and it said he was canny tall. Leicester want 30mil from West Ham for Slimani apparently Tearing the Danish league a new one, not sure if it’ll translate to the Prem though. He’s really strong and physical so that should be a plus. Could go either way.