Kaizero

Also assisted their first.

Talented and I love him, but I doubt that he can time travel.

McCarthy responding to rumors that he's the next West Brom manager: “The Albion? That would p*** a few people off wouldn’t it?" said McCarthy. "But you know me, I like p***ing people off.”

93% certain to go down according to fivethirtyeight.

Wait, what? They were clear cut favourites to run away with it before the season even started, man!

«The fans were shouting «We want Zlatan! We want Zlatan!» so I gave them Zlatan.» I love Zlatan, man

First LA derby was a glorious watch. LAFC up by 3, then the Galaxy introduce Zlatan and in the last thirty they go from 0-3 to 4-3

Actually, surely bollocks with Shelvey. Means @ Newcastle He quoted to correct himself you know

We really need Islam right about now.

Derby's last win was eight matches ago, though.

They didn't sell Mahrez and PSG still wanted money. He's on a free now. 2+2=4

Claude Puel is Leicester’s manager.

He essentially spends the entire book saying he's shit and didn't understand how he managed to make a living playing football on the top level, it's great

He's 100% going to Leicester, fwiw.

This was a far more pleasurable read than it should've been

Only 3% chance we get relegated according to fivethirtyeight.

Lars Lagerback seems to finally be making us seem not shit. We kinda play good now. I am excited for the upcoming campaigns.

£5m was Diames fee? £20m, you mean.

Combination of brand and pre-existing infrastructure which will aid the growth of women’s football in the country.

4-1 To quote the king, we just absolutely raped them, and we’re shit. Poor Australia.

Either we look much better than normal or Australia are just pure unflitered hot garbage.