Kaizero

Worst case you get banned from the CL/EL for a season, and it's unlikely we'd qualify this season anyway even if we splurged £200 million in January.

538 have us at 47% likely to be relegated. Seems about right.

I am beyond happy with our general memberbase on N-O. Even our weirdest posters seem normal in comparison to the members on other NUFC forums.

As much as I can’t understand why Rafa won’t play Mitro, sacking Rafa would be the dumbest thing in NUFC history. Rivaling sacking Sie Bobby. Absolute nonsense even discussing it. He needs to stay.

What's wrong with showing recognition to someone who entertains you? weird thing to complain about tbh. He's certainly is a rare breed, yes. But I'm pissed off at at throwing his NUFC career away. (He's to blame as much as Pardew) 100% wrong

Number crunchers at fivethirtyeight have us at 42% likely to get relegated.

I want whatever gets Shelvey out of our starting eleven.

Wake up now.

Irredeemable cunt in my eyes. Need to fucking go. Not hated one of our own as much as I hate Shelvey since the Owen days.

Same page giggs skillz Ings tho. Hmm. Ings can only get better.

Ings like this have already been posted. Ings can only get better.

Ings can only get better.

Ings can only get better.

The Anchorman bit

To solely fuck with you, of course.

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It’s definitely happened already. As ever we'll just be the last to know about it. My guess is it will be announced just after xmas. Then the start of January will be a rollercoaster. And it makes total sense when you think about the dip in form. LeJeune looked like the man about town when we signed him over the summer. He’s now thinking.. fuck I’ve moved here and won’t be getting a game after January. His confidence is shot. Same for Manquillo, Hayden, Ritchie, Joselu, Ayoze, Clarke, Mitro.. all the goalkeepers... even Shelvey could be off. None of these players will go on to better clubs so no wonder the team is playing so badly. I’d wager that we’ll be in for Samaris first to shore things up in the middle.. the rest I haven’t the foggiest about. Footballers in general tend to think very highly of themselves. I highly doubt they'd be all "Well, that's me fucked" more than "I'll fucking show these cunts who's boss"

Wrong thread. It’s not a loan deal so I think it’s very relevant to this thread. For what it’s worth I think this is a done deal now.. the curry house thing was how Mike Ashley would insist on a deal being wrapped up. The players we’ve been linked with seem to suggest that the agents are expecting we'll have a wad of cash to spend too. The process of applying to the FA for it’s fit and proper has probably begun. It’s not like they’re going to be live tweeting about it. They have a budget in place, good players lined up and they won’t be hanging around to sign them. No other way Rafa would be so calm throughout the current run we’re having.. the shoddy players probably know their days are numbered which has probably added to the dip in form.

if that happened.

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