Kaizero

«If you put money on Otamendi scoring, you made some money.» Cool, commentator. Cool.

Toronto won it. MLS Cup is forever unclean.

5 means there’s a 50/50 chance we go down, I feel that’s accurate.

Lascelles.

Should've knocked it into Okazaki's legs then fallen the fuck over like he seems to excel at doing at the other end of the pitch. Dunno if you can blame that on him, the entire midfield went missing he's just trying to make up the ground. okazaki is scoring there anyway If it was FIFA I’d just have cut down Okazaki and gambled on the opponent not knowing how to work the penalty system.

My favourite part of our matches is when Mitrovic gets his cameo and shows that compared to a certain someone, he can actually play football.

I love that the Norwegian PL studio's main takeaway from the Murphy pass is that his boots are all black. They were creaming their pants at the black shoes.

Still Shearer

Haven't most goals come from the wings since the Man Utd game? The crosses in come into an area Shelvey should be covering according to them. And based on the replays they were not wrong.

Analytics in the Norwegian PL Studio is putting most of the blame for our shipping goals on Shelvey as he keeps leaving free space for the people who score.

Rafa is making me question him against my will with his insistence on playing Joselu.

On my own subject of good biography titles vs. bad biography titles. Enjoying "The Pros & Cons of Being John Arne Riise" as a title.

So bad it's good

Me too, in the bath.

West Ham 0-4 Chelsea Burnley 2-1 Watford Crystal Palace 1-2 Bournemouth Huddersfield 1-1 Brighton Swansea 0-0 West Brom Spurs 3-1 Stoke Newcastle 2-2 Leicester Southampton 0-2 Arsenal Liverpool 6-1 Everton Man Utd 1-1 Man City Burnley 2-0 Stoke Crystal Palace 0-2 Watford Huddersfield 1-3 Chelsea Newcastle 4-0 Everton Southampton 0-2 Leicester Swansea 0-3 Man City Liverpool 4-0 West Brom Man Utd 2-0 Bournemouth Spurs 3-0 Brighton West Ham 0-2 Arsenal

Can’t find anything tbh. Was in VG. A report for PL teams expected transfer activity in the Jan window.

FIFA to hold press conference regarding 34 Russian players apparently involved in the state doping programme.

Same group.

Why can’t Chelsea draw Roma? Same group? (Not paid attention)

Fairly reliable pundits, at least. We were into him in the summer as well, so would make sense to go back for him.

Joshua King is apparently all but ready to join us in January according to Norwegian press.

He gave one of my all time favourite quotes the day after: «I’ve been drunk and woken up full of angst many times as I check my phone for signs of what I did the night before. This is the first time I’ve woken up to demands I apologise to a king. I can now go drinking knowing I’ll never top that.»